Day 19: Recap
Record—
Spread: 9-22
Straight up: 13-13-5
Final Hot Girl Standings (Euro 2012)---
Country
|
Tally
|
Games
Played
|
Spain
|
103
|
6 (finished)
|
Ukraine
|
101
|
3 (finished)
|
Italy
|
88
|
6 (finished)
|
Germany
|
75
|
5 (finished)
|
Greece
|
70
|
4 (finished)
|
France
|
61
|
4 (finished)
|
Poland
|
51
|
3 (finished)
|
England
|
50
|
4 (finished)
|
Sweden
|
49
|
3 (finished)
|
Ireland
|
44
|
3 (finished)
|
Portugal
|
44
|
5 (finished)
|
Russia
|
32
|
3 (finished)
|
Croatia
|
22
|
3 (finished)
|
Netherlands
|
21
|
3 (finished)
|
Czech Republic
|
20
|
4 (finished)
|
Denmark
|
15
|
3 (finished)
|
Viva La’ Roja! I sincerely hope every last one of you spent
last night dancing until sunrise with a bunch of mad Spaniards. Quite the
culmination of our fantastic festival. I’ll have that “Killers” song stuck in
my head for weeks to come. “Are we human, or we [a bunch of crazy European]
dancers?”
Editor’s
retroactive notes:
Call
it an “anticlimax” if you must, but we had to complete the Hot Girl Standings.
That’s enough. Go kick a ball with a stranger.
Bravo, Europe. Bravo, L’Espana. While the first ever defense
of a European Title was never in any serious doubt (even before the unfortunate
Thiago Motta injury), the defense of the Chicas Championship came down to wire.
Two final scorching senoritas blew us all a goodbye kiss moments before the
stadium coverage ended, breaking the deadlock and giving the Spanish FIVE
consecutive major titles. Below one can infer how it went much the same way two
years ago. Nice total this year: 846 randomly caught on camera…and noted by a
fastidious football enthusiast. Keep the scope of this world in mind, brothers.
Ninety, nine problems……
Final Hot Girl Standings (World Cup 2010)
Country
|
Tally
|
Games Played
|
Spain
|
102
|
7 (finished)
|
Netherlands
|
98
|
7 (finished)
|
Germany
|
68
|
7 (finished)
|
Brazil
|
57
|
5 (finished)
|
Japan
|
54
|
4 (finished)
|
Argentina
|
54
|
5 (finished)
|
South Korea
|
49
|
4 (finished)
|
United States
|
45
|
4 (finished)
|
Paraguay
|
40
|
5 (finished)
|
New Zealand
|
37
|
3 (finished)
|
Cameroon
|
35
|
3 (finished)
|
Ghana
|
33
|
5 (finished)
|
Portugal
|
32
|
4 (finished)
|
Italy
|
32
|
3 (finished)
|
South Africa
|
27
|
3 (finished)
|
Cote d’Ivoire
|
26
|
3 (finished)
|
Mexico
|
26
|
4 (finished)
|
Uruguay
|
26
|
7 (finished)
|
Australia
|
24
|
3 (finished)
|
Chile
|
24
|
4 (finished)
|
Greece
|
22
|
3 (finished)
|
England
|
21
|
4 (finished)
|
Denmark
|
20
|
3 (finished)
|
Honduras
|
16
|
3 (finished)
|
Slovakia
|
14
|
4 (finished)
|
Nigeria
|
12
|
3 (finished)
|
Serbia
|
11
|
3 (finished)
|
Switzerland
|
10
|
3 (finished)
|
Algeria
|
7
|
3 (finished)
|
Slovenia
|
7
|
3 (finished)
|
North Korea
|
4
|
3 (finished)
|
France
|
4
|
3 (finished)
|
So it’s Spain’s day once again. It honestly couldn’t have
happened to more wonderful people. Always cool, always fun, always friendly.
Our congratulations to the most colorful wing of the EU family. Wave the
Rojigualda high for the next two years!!
All payouts will come within a matter of days. Your friendly
bookie will pay you the promised visit, carrying all sorts of Euro 2012 Schwag
and Schmuck.
Now get the hell out of here…..And GO KICK A BALL WITH A
STRANGER!!
Editor’s
retroactive notes:
Call
it an “anticlimax” if you must, but we had to complete the Hot Girl Standings.
That’s enough. Go kick a ball with a stranger.
Alles aus Liebe,
Vicey
