“ObeMus” Papem Syndicate Members,
Christ. I continue to grapple with a “papal hangover”. Give a bookie a day or two….and… he’ll still have to contend with a raging headache. Much love to all of those who have sent regenerative messages of earnest condolence. Like a falsely flattered stripper, I’m grateful that people at least pretend to care about me while whilst I complete my menial work.
Speaking of that, we’re already five innings into this
evening’s crucial elimination game between Puerto Rico and the United States.
That being said, your bookie is still prepared to offer lines:
USA vs. Puerto Rico
(Ryan Vogelsong
vs. Nelson Figueroa)
Tune in for the rest of this one. Enter a wager or two if
you please. The U.S. WILL come back.
THE
LINE: USA +2 Runs
GENTLEMEN,
ENTER YOUR WAGER(***S***)
