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Day 18: Recap
Record—
Spread: 21-33
Straight up: 31-17-6
Hot
Girl Standings
Country
|
Tally
|
Games Played
|
Brazil
|
44
|
4
|
Mexico
|
40
|
4 (finished)
|
Russia
|
38
|
4
|
Sweden
|
35
|
3
|
Spain
|
34
|
4 (finished)
|
Argentina
|
34
|
4 (finished)
|
Poland
|
32
|
3 (finished)
|
Iceland
|
31
|
3 (finished)
|
Germany
|
31
|
3 (finished)
|
Columbia
|
30
|
3
|
Croatia
|
30
|
4
|
Japan
|
30
|
4 (finished)
|
Portugal
|
29
|
4 (finished)
|
Denmark
|
29
|
4 (finished)
|
South Korea
|
28
|
3 (finished)
|
France
|
26
|
4
|
Belgium
|
26
|
4
|
Nigeria
|
24
|
3 (finished)
|
Senegal
|
23
|
3 (finished)
|
Iran
|
22
|
3 (finished)
|
Egypt
|
21
|
3 (finished)
|
Switzerland
|
21
|
3
|
Uruguay
|
20
|
4
|
Tunisia
|
20
|
3 (finished)
|
Australia
|
20
|
3 (finished)
|
Costa Rica
|
20
|
3 (finished)
|
Serbia
|
19
|
3 (finished)
|
Morocco
|
18
|
3 (finished)
|
Peru
|
18
|
3 (finished)
|
England
|
16
|
3
|
Panama
|
13
|
3 (finished)
|
Saudi Arabia
|
11
|
3 (finished)
|
Just a downright amazing day of football today, brothers. Beautiful
stuff from the beautiful game. Today had it all. Bravo, football.
Late on this daily because I couldn’t take my eyes of the
screen and couldn’t put the phone down afterward. Try as I might, I couldn’t
catch up with all of you. Other obligations cut in. We’ll get more time in
tomorrow with a full slate of salacious matchups.
One incident today conclusively settles the VAR Debate:
Fucking ridiculous. It was 100% fake. Disgusting stuff. Knock it off! Champions don't behave like this.
Hopefully we’ve seen the last of such simulation. Cannot watch this kid
squirm around like a girl anymore.
Italians take note. The days of the “clever
play” are over!
S.S.S.
Tactical Breakdown
Neymar’s antics aside, members see why the bookie boldly
suggested the Brazilians put together their best side since 2002. Even without
their regular fullbacks they remained dominant. Don't much care for the talk of the Belgians being downgraded, either. They pretty much owned the match even before their subs stole the show.
We’ve reached the stage of the
tournament where injuries and suspensions test how deep teams truly are.
Two of them to examine tonight.
Lineup—Brazil—Match
Three (4-2-3-1) (6/27/2018)
Gabriel Jesus
|
Neymar P.
Coutinho Willian
|
Paulinho Casemiro
|
Marcelo Fagner
|
Miranda Thiago Silva
|
Alisson
|
Lineup—Brazil—Match
Four (Projected) (4-2-3-1) (7/1/2018)
Gabriel Jesus
|
Neymar P.
Coutinho R. Firminho
|
Paulinho Casemiro
|
Fagner
Fillipe Luis
|
Miranda Thiago Silva
|
Alisson
|
Lineup—Brazil—Match
Four (Actual) (4-2-3-1) (7/2/2018)
Gabriel Jesus
|
Neymar P.
Coutinho Willian
|
Paulinho Casemiro
|
Filipe Luis Fagner
|
Miranda Thiago Silva
|
Alisson
|
As you can see, Tite sticks with the exact same formula, not
even bothering to alter the fullback positioning. I didn’t observe any large in-game tactical
adjustments either. Casemiro and Paulinho switched fields on occasion, but
nowhere near as much as one might expect given that the right flank was exposed
and the Mexican eleven were finding tons of space on the left.
Your friendly bookie noted such vulnerabilities in the Lines
section and built accordingly. The knowledge that Brazilians simply aren’t
tactical tinkers was the only thing kept me from flipping the two defensive
midfielders. Positioning instructions? They simply don’t do it. It’s almost
sacrilege to the program. Brazilians pride themselves on their improvisational
style. Tactics are often thought to be detrimental to the overall imagination
of the players.
Tite’s hand will however be forced heading into the match
against the Belgians. The defensive scheme needs reworking if Danilo and
Marcelo cannot recover in time. Casemiro’s suspension necessitates probably
moving Willian back and slotting in Costa, just as he did in the second match.
Marqinhos can play right back if necessary. I see no reason not to give him a
shot.
Serious thought should be invested in placing Firminho up
front. He’s had such a fantastic club campaign and would pair well with Jesus
center and Neymar left in a powerful 4-3-3. Many are starting to doubt whether
Jesus deserves a starting spot at all. He does. It hasn’t been a memorable
tournament for him yet, but we’re still talking about a player with all the
tools to become one of the greatest ever.
They’ll still need to get their phenom involved in time for
Friday’s match. He needs to make his mark.
Lineup—Belgium—Match
Four (Projected) (3-2-3-2) (7/1/2018)
Eden Hazard Dries Mertens
|
Kevin de Bruyne
Romelu Lukaku Thomas
Menuier
|
Axel
Witsel Adnan Januzaj
|
Jan
Vertongen Toby Alderweireld
|
Derick Boyata
|
Thibault Courtois
|
Lineup—Belgium—Match
Four (Actual) (3-6-1) (7/2/2018)
Romelu Lukaku
|
Eden Hazard Dries Mertens
|
Y. Carrasco K. De Bruyne A. Witsel T. Menuier
|
Jan
Vertongen Toby Alderweireld
|
Vincent Kompany
|
Thibault Courtois
|
I actually think they played a great match. Fuck what the
nit-picky Cassandras tell you. Though the finishing, timing, and aggressive
challenging (especially in the air) weren’t there for large stretches, the
ideas were. It was to be expected that there would be some rust to shake off
after most players got a match off. Furthermore, they had to find another gear
against a non-doormat opponent. This took longer than most would like, but one
could see that they were always trying to get their game established.
All the talk about the Anterpians being accessible and
exposed is overblown. Vertongen just fucked up plain and simple on that first
goal. He’ll be careful not to do so again. With respect to Innui’s second, no
team possesses a defense for that sort of creativity. He simply chipped in from
outside the 18! That’s unheard of! It’s the footballing equivalent of scoring
from half court with an under-handed “Granny Shot”. No way to stop that.
Should you have any doubt that this team remains the most lethal
squad in the competition, just watch how De Bruyne explosively directed that
last attack. They’re still the favorites in this independent oddsmakers book.
Kompany did well on the reverse triangle apex, but I still
expect to see Boyata back in the next match. Martinez needs to find a spot for
Chadli in midfield, just as I intimated in the Day Fifteen Recap. The 3-6-1 got
ditched after the first half. It wasn’t a terrible idea to focus on lateral
crosses for Lukaku. One would have thought that his height and strength
advantage would have led to an early goal. When it didn’t, Martinez reverted to the 3-4-3
and it produced results before too long.
Don’t forget to call in sick on Friday as you won’t want to
miss the Brazil Match. Can’t get here soon enough!
S.S.S.
Salute to Fallen Comrades
Mexico—“The
Aztec Warriors”
-4
games played
-3
Goals scored
-40
Hot Girls
The curse continues. Darker days ahead if they choose to
part company with Osorio. I don’t think it a wise move. He’s stabilized a
program that hasn’t had a consistent identity since the days of Ricardo La
Volpe. The future could be really bright if they opt to proceed in a practical
technocratic fashion. Practically none of the players from this incarnation
will return in four years. Guardado, Layun, Moreno, Ayala, Vela, Hererra, and
Chicharito will all be in their mid-thirties. Aquino and Jimenez could be done
too.
A mammoth rebuilding job lies ahead. If it doesn’t belong in
Osorio’s hands, then bring in a European. Miguel Herrera was a fantastically
colorful mascot, but this team will need serious professional help if it wants
to even survive what’s coming
Lineup—Mexico—PROJECTED
(4-1-2-3) (6/5/2018)
Raul Jimenez Hirving Lozano
|
Chicharito
|
Giovanni dos Santos Jonathan dos Santos
|
Rafael Marquez
|
M. Layun H. Moreno C. Salcedo D. Reyes
|
Guillermo Ochoa
|
Lineup—Mexico—Match
One (4-2-1-3) (6/17/2018)
Hirving Lozano Chicharito Miguel Layun
|
Carlos Vela
|
Andres Guardado Hector Hererra
|
Jesus Gallardo Carlos Salcedo
|
Hector Moreno Hugo Ayala
|
Guillermo Ochoa
|
Lineup—Mexico—Match
Two (4-3-3) (6/23/2018)
Hirving Lozano Chicharito Carlos Vela
|
Andres Guardado
Miguel Layun
|
Hector Hererra
|
Jesus Gallardo Edson Alvarez
|
Hector Moreno
Carlos Salcedo
|
Guillermo Ochoa
|
Lineup—Mexico—Match
Three (4-2-3-1) (6/27/2018)
Chicharito
|
Hirving Lozano Carlos
Vela Miguel Layun
|
Hector Hererra Andres Guardado
|
Jesus Gallardo Edson Alvarez
|
Hector Moreno
Carlos Salcedo
|
Guillermo Ochoa
|
Lineup—Mexico—Match
Four (5-3-2) (7/2/2018)
Carlos
Vela Chicharito Hirving Lozano
|
Andres
Guardado Hector
Herrera
|
Jesus
Gallardo Edson Alvarez
|
Rafael Marquez
|
Carlos Salcedo Hugo Ayala
|
Guillermo Ochoa
|
Japan—“The
Blue Samurai”
-4
games played
-6
Goals scored
-40
Hot Girls
Surprise performance from a team this bookie declared
legally dead in the Preview Section. Loved how they lionhearted it today. That’s
how football’s meant to be played! Really looking forward to seeing if Akira
will stay on as the team prepares to contest for the Asian Continental
Championship. They’re well poised to attain the Semi-Finals there. They’ve also
been invited to the 2019 Copa America in Brazil next Summer.
The team and players aren’t going anywhere. For those
interested in seeing more of this team, seven players (and counting) will
feature regularly in the Bundesliga next season. We Germans continue to snatch
em up ; )
Lineup—Japan—PROJECTED
(4-2-3-1) (6/10/2018)
Shinji
Okazaki
|
Genki Haraguchi
Shinji Kagawa
|
Keisuke Honda
|
Masoto Hasebe Takashi Inui
|
Y. Nagatomo G. Shoji M. Yoshida H. Sakai
|
Eiji Kawashima
|
Lineup—Japan—Match
One (4-2-3-1) (6/19/2018)
Yuya Osako
|
Takashi Inui Shinji Kagawa
Genki Haraguchi
|
Gaku Shibasaki Makoto
Hasebe
|
Yuto Nagatomo
Hiroko Sakai
|
Maya Yoshida Gen
Shoji
|
Eiji
Kawashima
|
Lineup—Japan—Match
Two (4-2-3-1) (6/24/2018)
Yuya Osako
|
Takashi Inui Shinji Kagawa
Genki Haraguchi
|
Gaku Shibasaki Makoto
Hasebe
|
Yuto Nagatomo
Hiroko Sakai
|
Maya Yoshida Gen
Shoji
|
Eiji
Kawashima
|
Lineup—Japan—Match
Three (4-4-1-1) (6/28/2018)
Yoshinuro
Muto
|
Shinji Okazaki
|
T. Usami G. Shibasaki H.
Yamaguchi G. Sakai
|
Yuto Nagatomo
Hiroko Sakai
|
Tomoaki Makino Gen
Shoji
|
Eiji
Kawashima
|
Lineup—Japan—Match
Four (4-2-3-1) (7/2/2018)
Yuya Osako
|
Takashi Inui Hotaru Hawaguchi
|
Shinji Kagawa
|
Gaku
Shibasaki Makoto Hasebe
|
Y. Nagatomo G. Shoji M. Yoshida H. Sakai
|
Eiji Kawashima
|
“Riffs
of the Day”—Day Eighteen
Reader:
Enough with the fucking lineups, Vicey! You’re making me crosseyed!
Vicey:
Hang in there, 11-M. We’re almost caught up. We’re building the most complete Panini
Sticker Album here. Not far to go until we cover all 126!
Reader:
Witsel looks like a mini-Fellaini.
Vicey:
Why couldn’t I have thought of such trenchant analysis? 56-M delivers again.
Reader:
What the shit is Neymar doing?
Vicey:
128-M sent in a perfect video. Wish I could post it. Starting to think he might
be half-Italian.
Reader:
Best Japanese keeper. Kawashima or Kawaguchi?
Vicey:
An excellent question, 28-M. Tournament performances put Kawashima over the
top, I’d say.
Reader:
Your team drops off, you drop off.
Vicey:
I’m just shocked you actually placed some wagers this year, 86-M. I only had to
deck your wife and kid out in Deutschland attire for years to get your
attention!
DAY NINETEEN—PREVIEW
Sweden vs. Switzerland
Still accepting wagers for this one. Jap-enthusiasts made
their bank today, but the bookie will recover.
THE
LINE: Switzerland +1 Goal (rolling down soft from Switzerland +2)
Columbia vs. England
I’m going to leave it open. It doesn’t matter if the Pick is
wrong, I win either way
THE
LINE: Columbia +1 Goals (holding)
GENTLEMEN,
ENTER YOUR WAGERS