Monday, July 2, 2018

WM 2018--Day Eighteen Recap

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Day 18: Recap


Record—
Spread: 21-33
Straight up: 31-17-6

Hot Girl Standings

Country
Tally
Games Played
Brazil
44
4
Mexico
40
4 (finished)
Russia
38
4
Sweden
35
3
Spain
34
4 (finished)
Argentina
34
4 (finished)
Poland
32
3 (finished)
Iceland
31
3 (finished)
Germany
31
3 (finished)
Columbia
30
3
Croatia
30
4
Japan
30
4 (finished)
Portugal
29
4 (finished)
Denmark
29
4 (finished)
South Korea
28
3 (finished)
France
26
4
Belgium
26
4
Nigeria
24
3 (finished)
Senegal
23
3 (finished)
Iran
22
3 (finished)
Egypt
21
3 (finished)
Switzerland
21
3
Uruguay
20
4
Tunisia
20
3 (finished)
Australia
20
3 (finished)
Costa Rica
20
3 (finished)
Serbia
19
3 (finished)
Morocco
18
3 (finished)
Peru
18
3 (finished)
England
16
3
Panama
13
3 (finished)
Saudi Arabia
11
3 (finished)

Just a downright amazing day of football today, brothers. Beautiful stuff from the beautiful game. Today had it all. Bravo, football.

Late on this daily because I couldn’t take my eyes of the screen and couldn’t put the phone down afterward. Try as I might, I couldn’t catch up with all of you. Other obligations cut in. We’ll get more time in tomorrow with a full slate of salacious matchups.

One incident today conclusively settles the VAR Debate:

 

Fucking ridiculous. It was 100% fake. Disgusting stuff. Knock it off!  Champions don't behave like this.

Hopefully we’ve seen the last of such simulation. Cannot watch this kid squirm around like a girl anymore. 

Italians take note. The days of the “clever play” are over!

 S.S.S. Tactical Breakdown 

Neymar’s antics aside, members see why the bookie boldly suggested the Brazilians put together their best side since 2002. Even without their regular fullbacks they remained dominant. Don't much care for the talk of the Belgians being downgraded, either. They pretty much owned the match even before their subs stole the show.

We’ve reached the stage of the tournament where injuries and suspensions test how deep teams truly are.

Two of them to examine tonight.

 Lineup—Brazil—Match Three (4-2-3-1) (6/27/2018) 

                     Gabriel Jesus 
Neymar          P. Coutinho        Willian                    
              Paulinho        Casemiro
    Marcelo                               Fagner
                Miranda    Thiago Silva
                          Alisson

 Lineup—Brazil—Match Four (Projected) (4-2-3-1) (7/1/2018) 

                     Gabriel Jesus 
Neymar         P. Coutinho   R. Firminho                    
              Paulinho        Casemiro
 Fagner                                        Fillipe Luis
                Miranda    Thiago Silva
                          Alisson

 Lineup—Brazil—Match Four (Actual) (4-2-3-1) (7/2/2018) 

                     Gabriel Jesus 
Neymar          P. Coutinho      Willian                    
             Paulinho        Casemiro
 Filipe Luis                                 Fagner
                Miranda    Thiago Silva
                          Alisson

As you can see, Tite sticks with the exact same formula, not even bothering to alter the fullback positioning.  I didn’t observe any large in-game tactical adjustments either. Casemiro and Paulinho switched fields on occasion, but nowhere near as much as one might expect given that the right flank was exposed and the Mexican eleven were finding tons of space on the left.

Your friendly bookie noted such vulnerabilities in the Lines section and built accordingly. The knowledge that Brazilians simply aren’t tactical tinkers was the only thing kept me from flipping the two defensive midfielders. Positioning instructions? They simply don’t do it. It’s almost sacrilege to the program. Brazilians pride themselves on their improvisational style. Tactics are often thought to be detrimental to the overall imagination of the players.

Tite’s hand will however be forced heading into the match against the Belgians. The defensive scheme needs reworking if Danilo and Marcelo cannot recover in time. Casemiro’s suspension necessitates probably moving Willian back and slotting in Costa, just as he did in the second match. Marqinhos can play right back if necessary. I see no reason not to give him a shot.

Serious thought should be invested in placing Firminho up front. He’s had such a fantastic club campaign and would pair well with Jesus center and Neymar left in a powerful 4-3-3. Many are starting to doubt whether Jesus deserves a starting spot at all. He does. It hasn’t been a memorable tournament for him yet, but we’re still talking about a player with all the tools to become one of the greatest ever.  

They’ll still need to get their phenom involved in time for Friday’s match. He needs to make his mark.

 Lineup—Belgium—Match Four (Projected) (3-2-3-2) (7/1/2018) 

                  Eden Hazard  Dries Mertens                   
Kevin de Bruyne  Romelu Lukaku  Thomas Menuier       
               Axel Witsel        Adnan Januzaj        
           Jan Vertongen       Toby Alderweireld     
                            Derick Boyata
                          Thibault Courtois

 Lineup—Belgium—Match Four (Actual) (3-6-1) (7/2/2018) 

                             Romelu Lukaku                   
   Eden Hazard                                  Dries Mertens       
    Y. Carrasco  K. De Bruyne A. Witsel T. Menuier        
           Jan Vertongen       Toby Alderweireld     
                            Vincent Kompany 
                            Thibault Courtois

I actually think they played a great match. Fuck what the nit-picky Cassandras tell you. Though the finishing, timing, and aggressive challenging (especially in the air) weren’t there for large stretches, the ideas were. It was to be expected that there would be some rust to shake off after most players got a match off. Furthermore, they had to find another gear against a non-doormat opponent. This took longer than most would like, but one could see that they were always trying to get their game established.

All the talk about the Anterpians being accessible and exposed is overblown. Vertongen just fucked up plain and simple on that first goal. He’ll be careful not to do so again. With respect to Innui’s second, no team possesses a defense for that sort of creativity. He simply chipped in from outside the 18! That’s unheard of! It’s the footballing equivalent of scoring from half court with an under-handed “Granny Shot”. No way to stop that.

Should you have any doubt that this team remains the most lethal squad in the competition, just watch how De Bruyne explosively directed that last attack. They’re still the favorites in this independent oddsmakers book.

Kompany did well on the reverse triangle apex, but I still expect to see Boyata back in the next match. Martinez needs to find a spot for Chadli in midfield, just as I intimated in the Day Fifteen Recap. The 3-6-1 got ditched after the first half. It wasn’t a terrible idea to focus on lateral crosses for Lukaku. One would have thought that his height and strength advantage would have led to an early goal. When it didn’t, Martinez reverted to the 3-4-3 and it produced results before too long.

Don’t forget to call in sick on Friday as you won’t want to miss the Brazil Match. Can’t get here soon enough!

S.S.S. Salute to Fallen Comrades

 Mexico—“The Aztec Warriors”

-4 games played
-3 Goals scored
-40 Hot Girls

The curse continues. Darker days ahead if they choose to part company with Osorio. I don’t think it a wise move. He’s stabilized a program that hasn’t had a consistent identity since the days of Ricardo La Volpe. The future could be really bright if they opt to proceed in a practical technocratic fashion. Practically none of the players from this incarnation will return in four years. Guardado, Layun, Moreno, Ayala, Vela, Hererra, and Chicharito will all be in their mid-thirties. Aquino and Jimenez could be done too.

A mammoth rebuilding job lies ahead. If it doesn’t belong in Osorio’s hands, then bring in a European. Miguel Herrera was a fantastically colorful mascot, but this team will need serious professional help if it wants to even survive what’s coming

 Lineup—Mexico—PROJECTED (4-1-2-3) (6/5/2018) 

            Raul Jimenez      Hirving Lozano                
                            Chicharito
 Giovanni dos Santos   Jonathan dos Santos             
                        Rafael Marquez
M. Layun  H. Moreno      C. Salcedo  D. Reyes          
                       Guillermo Ochoa   

 Lineup—Mexico—Match One (4-2-1-3) (6/17/2018) 

   Hirving Lozano  Chicharito  Miguel Layun               
                             Carlos Vela
     Andres Guardado           Hector Hererra             
 Jesus Gallardo                          Carlos Salcedo
              Hector Moreno  Hugo Ayala        
                         Guillermo Ochoa   

 Lineup—Mexico—Match Two (4-3-3) (6/23/2018) 

   Hirving Lozano Chicharito  Carlos Vela               
Andres Guardado                       Miguel Layun                       
                           Hector Hererra             
 Jesus Gallardo                          Edson Alvarez
              Hector Moreno Carlos Salcedo        
                         Guillermo Ochoa   

 Lineup—Mexico—Match Three (4-2-3-1) (6/27/2018) 

                              Chicharito                  
Hirving Lozano    Carlos Vela    Miguel Layun                       
           Hector Hererra     Andres Guardado             
 Jesus Gallardo                          Edson Alvarez
              Hector Moreno Carlos Salcedo        
                         Guillermo Ochoa   

 Lineup—Mexico—Match Four (5-3-2) (7/2/2018) 

     Carlos Vela     Chicharito    Hirving Lozano               
 Andres Guardado                      Hector Herrera               
        Jesus Gallardo                Edson Alvarez
                           Rafael Marquez
              Carlos Salcedo     Hugo Ayala
                          Guillermo Ochoa

 Japan—“The Blue Samurai”

-4 games played
-6 Goals scored
-40 Hot Girls

Surprise performance from a team this bookie declared legally dead in the Preview Section. Loved how they lionhearted it today. That’s how football’s meant to be played! Really looking forward to seeing if Akira will stay on as the team prepares to contest for the Asian Continental Championship. They’re well poised to attain the Semi-Finals there. They’ve also been invited to the 2019 Copa America in Brazil next Summer.

The team and players aren’t going anywhere. For those interested in seeing more of this team, seven players (and counting) will feature regularly in the Bundesliga next season. We Germans continue to snatch em up ; )

 Lineup—Japan—PROJECTED (4-2-3-1) (6/10/2018) 

                        Shinji Okazaki
Genki Haraguchi                 Shinji Kagawa
                       Keisuke Honda
        Masoto Hasebe     Takashi Inui
Y. Nagatomo G. Shoji M. Yoshida H. Sakai            
                         Eiji Kawashima 

 Lineup—Japan—Match One (4-2-3-1) (6/19/2018) 

                         Yuya Osako
Takashi Inui   Shinji Kagawa Genki Haraguchi
       Gaku Shibasaki    Makoto Hasebe
Yuto Nagatomo                        Hiroko Sakai
          Maya Yoshida       Gen Shoji            
                       Eiji Kawashima 

 Lineup—Japan—Match Two (4-2-3-1) (6/24/2018) 

                         Yuya Osako
Takashi Inui   Shinji Kagawa Genki Haraguchi
       Gaku Shibasaki    Makoto Hasebe
Yuto Nagatomo                        Hiroko Sakai
          Maya Yoshida       Gen Shoji            
                       Eiji Kawashima 

 Lineup—Japan—Match Three (4-4-1-1) (6/28/2018) 

                      Yoshinuro Muto
                        Shinji Okazaki
  T. Usami G. Shibasaki H. Yamaguchi G. Sakai
Yuto Nagatomo                        Hiroko Sakai
          Tomoaki Makino       Gen Shoji            
                       Eiji Kawashima 

 Lineup—Japan—Match Four (4-2-3-1) (7/2/2018) 

                       Yuya Osako
Takashi Inui                       Hotaru Hawaguchi           
                    Shinji Kagawa
     Gaku Shibasaki   Makoto Hasebe
Y. Nagatomo G. Shoji M. Yoshida H. Sakai     
                     Eiji Kawashima


“Riffs of the Day”—Day Eighteen

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Reader: Enough with the fucking lineups, Vicey! You’re making me crosseyed!

Vicey: Hang in there, 11-M. We’re almost caught up. We’re building the most complete Panini Sticker Album here. Not far to go until we cover all 126!

Reader: Witsel looks like a mini-Fellaini.

Vicey: Why couldn’t I have thought of such trenchant analysis? 56-M delivers again.

Reader: What the shit is Neymar doing?

Vicey: 128-M sent in a perfect video. Wish I could post it. Starting to think he might be half-Italian.

Reader: Best Japanese keeper. Kawashima or Kawaguchi?

Vicey: An excellent question, 28-M. Tournament performances put Kawashima over the top, I’d say.

Reader: Your team drops off, you drop off.

Vicey: I’m just shocked you actually placed some wagers this year, 86-M. I only had to deck your wife and kid out in Deutschland attire for years to get your attention!

DAY NINETEEN—PREVIEW

Sweden vs. Switzerland

  vs. 

Still accepting wagers for this one. Jap-enthusiasts made their bank today, but the bookie will recover. 

THE LINE: Switzerland +1 Goal (rolling down soft from Switzerland +2)

Columbia vs. England

  vs. 

I’m going to leave it open. It doesn’t matter if the Pick is wrong, I win either way

THE LINE: Columbia +1 Goals (holding)


GENTLEMEN, ENTER YOUR WAGERS