Sunday, June 18, 2017

CC 2017--Day Two Recap

Your “Syndicate Hangover” is proudly presented by “Renegade: Hammer & Sickle Imperial Stout”
 

Meh. It’s still probably better than your local “Hipster IPA”


Day 2: Recap


Record—
Spread: 1-2
Straight up: 1-1-1

Hot Girl Standings

Country
Tally
Games Played
Russia
8
1
Cameroon
3
1
Chile
2
1
Mexico
1
1
Portugal
1
1
New Zealand
0
1

What the shit is this?!? An international football tournament without any eye candy?? Did Putin not get the memo that such competitions are to be hospitable to tourists? Silly rhetorical question. In truth, it’s the Rest of the World was, in fact the recipients of the memo. The Header reads as follows:

INRE: “Traveling to Russia isn’t worth it”.

We all witnessed FIFA President Gianni Infantino literally begging football fans to travel to Russia in his opening remarks. Not taking anything out of context here. He actually said,

“Please come to Russia!!"

How absurd. This hurts the beautiful game. A Summer festival that features only Russian flags. Few in their right mind wish to travel to a locale with a reputation for both random and organized thuggery. Fans deserve to feel safe. Why spend exorbitant amounts of money wayfaring to a site where you may get hit on the head with a wayward flare?

Grrrrr…this could be an opportunity for an odd inward-looking country to integrate itself into modern Western Civilization. Guess Putin’s Petty “Proxy Wars” were simply more important. ; ( ; (

It’s not too late, FIFA! Consider an Alternate Site!
  
That’s enough Geopolitics for today. ; (  Some truly great football to talk about. Spectacularly played AND commentated. We are meant to be enjoying ourselves after all.

If you didn’t get up early, or program your DVR properly, to catch Mexico vs. Portugal you missed out on an instant classic. You also missed out on Jorge Perez Navarro! He’s a dynamite play-by-play announcer. He even managed to make Colbi Jones—yes THAT Colbi Jones—into a most amazing Color Commentator. The man is a freaking wizard. On top of his game and keeping everyone involved. Hells to the yes!

Chile vs. Cameroon was good too, but I must disagree with the “Video Refereeing Assistant System”. Vargas was ONSIDE!! PERIOD!! Vargas’s second goal was OFFSIDE! PERIOD! What are we doing?

 Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG!!

Ah hell. Let’s get to the lineups.

  LINEUP—Portugal—PROJECTED (4-3-3) 

                               Andre Silva          
              C. Ronaldo                    Nani
           A. Gomez    J. Moutinho W. Carvalho                        
         Eliseu                                               Pepe
               Bruno Alves      Cedric Soares    
                               Rui Patricio        

 LINEUP—Portugal—ACTUAL (4-4-2) 

            C. Ronaldo                     Nani
  A. Gomez                                    R. Quaresma               
             J. Moutinho               W. Carvalho                        
    R. Guerreiro                                   Cedric Soares
                   Pepe              Jose Fonte    
                               Rui Patricio        

Got the back four completely wrong. Nice shifts from Santos, even if they still need to get their act together on set pieces. Guerreiro screwed up too. Giving Quaresma the start really paid dividends. He looked ten years younger! Still expect this team to win it all. Plenty of talent “pocketed” kader talent that we haven’t seen yet.

 LINEUP—Mexico—PROJECTED (4-4-2) 

         Javier Hernandez  Giovanni dos Santos            
    Raul Jimenez                             Carlos Vela
             Jürgen Damm     Marco Fabian                       
   Hector Morena                        Hector Herrera
               Rafael Marquez Oswaldo Alanis   
                          Rodolfo  Coto          

 LINEUP—Mexico—ACTUAL (4-3-3) 

         Raul Jimenez  Chicharito  Carlos Vela        
    Andres Guardado          Jonathan dos Santos
                           Hector Herrera         
   Miguel Layun                        Carlos Salcedo
               Hector Moreno   Diego Reyes   
                          Guillermo Ochoa          

Cool. Hector Herrera in central midfield. Moreno at centerback. Layun and Salcedo as the fullbacks. Carlos Vela up front and Giovani dos Santos—not to be confused with Jonathan dos Santos—on the bench. Some weakness at the back, but mostly an inspired selection. El Tri should have no problems trouncing the hosts.

 LINEUP—Cameroon—PROJECTED (4-4-2) 

         Vincent Aboubakar  Jacqes Zoua            
     Christian Bassogog     Robert Ntip Tambe
         Georges Mandjeck    Benjamin Moukandjo                       
   Ambrose Oyongo                        Collins Fai
       Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui Adolphe Teikeu  
                           Fabrice Ondoa         

 LINEUP—Cameroon—ACTUAL (4-3-3) 

                       Vincent Aboubakar              
     Benjamin Moukandjo    Christian Bassogog
         Arnaud Djoum        Sebastian Siani                       
                 Andre-Frank Zambo Anguissa
   C. Fai  A. Teikeu  M. Ngadeu-Ngadjui  E. Mabouka 
                           Fabrice Ondoa         

A decent performance from the attacking third. Still not sure Broos’s reorganization of the back was a good idea. It’s good to challenge your players, but throwing Teikeu, Fai, and Ngadeu into unfamiliar territory proved too much once fatigue set it. I’m also curious as to why Hugo was so tentative to pull the trigger on some substitutions. Now isn’t the time for experiments, Belgium! You needed to field a better eleven today!

 LINEUP—Chile—PROJECTED (4-2-3-1) 

                         Alexis Sanchez            
  Eduardo Vargas  Arturo Vidal  Edson Puch    
         Marsalo Diaz      Francisco Silva                       
 Jean Beausejour                   Eugenio Mena
            Gary Medel  Mauricio Isla 
                         Claudio Bravo         

 LINEUP—Chile—ACTUAL (4-1-2-3) 

                     Eduardo Vargas            
  Edson Puch                     Jose Fuenzalida   
       Charles Aranguiz  Arturo Vidal                      
                     Marcelo Diaz
 J. Beausejour G. Jara  G. Medel M. Isla   
                      Johnny Herrera              

This is the best sense your friendly bookie can make out of Pizzi’s attempt to compile an eleven without Sanchez. Honestly not sure if Vidal was directed to stay that far back or if Puch was really on the left. Aranguiz looked as if he was playing on the right sometimes. Jara and Medels positioning is anyone’s guess. As tempting as it is to call the formation “disorganized”, I think it was more of a matter of players making the most of their possession. We saw some great creativity from the lads. They’d run just about anywhere to keep the possession game and control the tempo.

A very good team. Can’t wait to face them on Thursday.

Here are the grades.

 GRADES—Portugal (Match One) 

Cristiano Ronaldo
A+
Ricardo Quaresma
A+
Cedric Soares
A+
Gelson Martins
A
Nani
B+
William Carvalho
B
Andre Silva
B
Andre Gomez
B
Pepe
B-
Rui Patricio
B-
Adrien Silva
B-
Jose Fonte
B-
Raphael Guerreiro
C+
Joao Moutinho
C+

 GRADES—Mexico (Match One) 

Carlos Vela
A+
Javier Hernandez
A+
Hector Moreno
A
Jonathan dos Santos
A
Raul Jimenez
A
Miguel Layun
A-
Giovanni dos Santos
B+
Diego Reyes
B
Guillermo Ochoa
B
Jonathan dos Santos
B
Nestor Araujo
B-
Hector Moreno
C+
Carlos Salcedo
C

 GRADES—Cameroon (Match One) 

Benjamin Moukandjo
A+
Vincent Aboubakar
A
Christian Bassogog
A
Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui
A
Fabrice Ondoa
A
Sebastien Siani
B+
Ernest Mabouka
B
Adolphe Teikeu
B
Collins Fai
B-
A.F. Zambo Anguissa
C+
Arnaud Djoum
D

 GRADES—Chile (Match One) 

Arturo Vidal
A+
Alexis Sanchez
A+
Eduardo Vargas
A+
Edson Puch
A
Marcelo Diaz
A
Johnny Herrera
A
Charles Aranguiz
A
Gonzalo Jara
A
Jose Pedro Fuenzalida
B+
Gary Medel
B
Mauricio Isla
B-
Jean Beausejour
B-
Leonardo Valencia
C
Francisco Silva
C


“Riffs of the Day”—Day Two

 

Reader: Jorge Perez Navarro rocks my socks.

Vicey: Agreed. “Orgasmically Good”. He needs to come over to my place and call my morning dishwashing.

Image result for jorge perez navarro broadcaster“Vice applies the Dawn Dish Soap! He taking out the Brillo Pad. He’s SCRUBBING OFF THE COFFEE STAINS!!

OOOHH YEAH!! CLEEEEAAAAAN!!

“CLEEEEAAAAN!”

“CLEEEEAAAAN!”

“CLEEEEAAAAN!”

Reader: Antonio Vargas and Arturo Vidal need to have a “Trashy Tattoo Off”.

Vicey: Bwahahahahaha!

And….”Zing”..33-M!

Reader: What do you think about Ronaldo wanting out of Madrid? 

Vicey: Er…I think he should pay his taxes…and cancel the lease at Trump Towers. ; )

Nothing further to add.

DAY THREE--PREVIEW

Deutschland vs. Australia

  vs. 

It’s Draxler’s team. Lead the Jungs.

Auf geht’s Deutschland!


THE LINE: Die Nationalmannschaft +2 Goals (holding)