Your “Syndicate
Hangover” is proudly presented by “Renegade: Hammer & Sickle Imperial Stout”
Meh. It’s still
probably better than your local “Hipster IPA”
Day 2: Recap
Record—
Spread: 1-2
Straight up: 1-1-1
Hot
Girl Standings
Country
|
Tally
|
Games Played
|
Russia
|
8
|
1
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Cameroon
|
3
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1
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Chile
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2
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1
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Mexico
|
1
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1
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Portugal
|
1
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1
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New Zealand
|
0
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1
|
What the shit is this?!? An international football
tournament without any eye candy?? Did Putin not get the memo that such
competitions are to be hospitable to tourists? Silly rhetorical question. In truth,
it’s the Rest of the World was, in fact the recipients of the memo. The Header
reads as follows:
INRE: “Traveling to Russia isn’t worth it”.
We all witnessed FIFA President Gianni Infantino literally
begging football fans to travel to Russia in his opening remarks. Not taking
anything out of context here. He actually said,
“Please come to Russia!!"
How absurd. This hurts the beautiful game. A Summer festival
that features only Russian flags. Few in their right mind wish to travel to a
locale with a reputation for both random and organized thuggery. Fans deserve
to feel safe. Why spend exorbitant amounts of money wayfaring to a site where
you may get hit on the head with a wayward flare?
Grrrrr…this could be an opportunity for an odd inward-looking
country to integrate itself into modern Western Civilization. Guess Putin’s Petty
“Proxy Wars” were simply more important. ; ( ; (
It’s not too late, FIFA! Consider an Alternate Site!
That’s enough Geopolitics for today. ; ( Some truly great football to talk about. Spectacularly
played AND commentated. We are meant to be enjoying ourselves after all.
If you didn’t get up early, or program your DVR properly, to
catch Mexico vs. Portugal you missed out on an instant classic. You also missed
out on Jorge Perez Navarro! He’s a dynamite play-by-play announcer. He even
managed to make Colbi Jones—yes THAT Colbi Jones—into a most amazing Color
Commentator. The man is a freaking wizard. On top of his game and keeping
everyone involved. Hells to the yes!
Chile vs. Cameroon was good too, but I must disagree with
the “Video Refereeing Assistant System”. Vargas was ONSIDE!! PERIOD!! Vargas’s
second goal was OFFSIDE! PERIOD! What are we doing?
Wrong, wrong, wrong,
WRONG!!
Ah hell. Let’s get to the lineups.
LINEUP—Portugal—PROJECTED
(4-3-3)
Andre Silva
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C. Ronaldo Nani
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A. Gomez J. Moutinho W. Carvalho
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Eliseu
Pepe
|
Bruno Alves Cedric Soares
|
Rui Patricio
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LINEUP—Portugal—ACTUAL (4-4-2)
C. Ronaldo Nani
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A. Gomez R. Quaresma
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J.
Moutinho W. Carvalho
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R. Guerreiro Cedric Soares
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Pepe Jose Fonte
|
Rui Patricio
|
Got the back four completely wrong. Nice shifts from Santos,
even if they still need to get their act together on set pieces. Guerreiro
screwed up too. Giving Quaresma the start really paid dividends. He looked ten
years younger! Still expect this team to win it all. Plenty of talent “pocketed”
kader talent that we haven’t seen yet.
LINEUP—Mexico—PROJECTED (4-4-2)
Javier Hernandez Giovanni dos Santos
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Raul Jimenez Carlos Vela
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Jürgen Damm Marco Fabian
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Hector Morena Hector Herrera
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Rafael Marquez
Oswaldo Alanis
|
Rodolfo
Coto
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LINEUP—Mexico—ACTUAL (4-3-3)
Raul Jimenez Chicharito
Carlos Vela
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Andres Guardado Jonathan dos Santos
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Hector Herrera
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Miguel Layun Carlos Salcedo
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Hector Moreno Diego Reyes
|
Guillermo Ochoa
|
Cool. Hector Herrera in central midfield. Moreno at
centerback. Layun and Salcedo as the fullbacks. Carlos Vela up front and
Giovani dos Santos—not to be confused with Jonathan dos Santos—on the bench.
Some weakness at the back, but mostly an inspired selection. El Tri should have
no problems trouncing the hosts.
LINEUP—Cameroon—PROJECTED (4-4-2)
Vincent Aboubakar Jacqes Zoua
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Christian Bassogog Robert Ntip Tambe
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Georges Mandjeck Benjamin Moukandjo
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Ambrose Oyongo Collins Fai
|
Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui Adolphe
Teikeu
|
Fabrice Ondoa
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LINEUP—Cameroon—ACTUAL (4-3-3)
Vincent Aboubakar
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Benjamin Moukandjo Christian Bassogog
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Arnaud Djoum Sebastian Siani
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Andre-Frank Zambo
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C. Fai A. Teikeu
M. Ngadeu-Ngadjui E. Mabouka
|
Fabrice Ondoa
|
A decent performance from the attacking third. Still not
sure Broos’s reorganization of the back was a good idea. It’s good to challenge
your players, but throwing Teikeu, Fai, and Ngadeu into unfamiliar territory
proved too much once fatigue set it. I’m also curious as to why Hugo was so
tentative to pull the trigger on some substitutions. Now isn’t the time for
experiments, Belgium! You needed to field a better eleven today!
LINEUP—Chile—PROJECTED (4-2-3-1)
Alexis Sanchez
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Eduardo Vargas Arturo Vidal Edson Puch
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Marsalo Diaz Francisco Silva
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Jean Beausejour Eugenio Mena
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Gary Medel Mauricio Isla
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Claudio Bravo
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LINEUP—Chile—ACTUAL (4-1-2-3)
Eduardo Vargas
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Edson Puch Jose Fuenzalida
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Charles Aranguiz Arturo Vidal
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Marcelo
Diaz
|
J. Beausejour G. Jara G. Medel M. Isla
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Johnny Herrera
|
This is the best sense your friendly bookie can make out of Pizzi’s
attempt to compile an eleven without Sanchez. Honestly not sure if Vidal was
directed to stay that far back or if Puch was really on the left. Aranguiz
looked as if he was playing on the right sometimes. Jara and Medels positioning
is anyone’s guess. As tempting as it is to call the formation “disorganized”, I
think it was more of a matter of players making the most of their possession.
We saw some great creativity from the lads. They’d run just about anywhere to
keep the possession game and control the tempo.
A very good team. Can’t wait to face them on Thursday.
Here are the grades.
GRADES—Portugal
(Match One)
Cristiano Ronaldo
|
A+
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Ricardo Quaresma
|
A+
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Cedric Soares
|
A+
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Gelson Martins
|
A
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Nani
|
B+
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William Carvalho
|
B
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Andre Silva
|
B
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Andre Gomez
|
B
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Pepe
|
B-
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Rui Patricio
|
B-
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Adrien Silva
|
B-
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Jose Fonte
|
B-
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Raphael Guerreiro
|
C+
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Joao Moutinho
|
C+
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GRADES—Mexico
(Match One)
Carlos Vela
|
A+
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Javier Hernandez
|
A+
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Hector Moreno
|
A
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Jonathan dos Santos
|
A
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Raul Jimenez
|
A
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Miguel Layun
|
A-
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Giovanni dos Santos
|
B+
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Diego Reyes
|
B
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Guillermo Ochoa
|
B
|
Jonathan dos Santos
|
B
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Nestor Araujo
|
B-
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Hector Moreno
|
C+
|
Carlos Salcedo
|
C
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GRADES—Cameroon
(Match One)
Benjamin Moukandjo
|
A+
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Vincent Aboubakar
|
A
|
Christian Bassogog
|
A
|
Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui
|
A
|
Fabrice Ondoa
|
A
|
Sebastien Siani
|
B+
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Ernest Mabouka
|
B
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Adolphe Teikeu
|
B
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Collins Fai
|
B-
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A.F. Zambo Anguissa
|
C+
|
Arnaud Djoum
|
D
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GRADES—Chile
(Match One)
Arturo Vidal
|
A+
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Alexis Sanchez
|
A+
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Eduardo Vargas
|
A+
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Edson Puch
|
A
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Marcelo Diaz
|
A
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Johnny Herrera
|
A
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Charles Aranguiz
|
A
|
Gonzalo Jara
|
A
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Jose Pedro Fuenzalida
|
B+
|
Gary Medel
|
B
|
Mauricio Isla
|
B-
|
Jean Beausejour
|
B-
|
Leonardo Valencia
|
C
|
Francisco Silva
|
C
|
“Riffs
of the Day”—Day Two
Reader:
Jorge Perez Navarro rocks my socks.
Vicey:
Agreed. “Orgasmically Good”. He needs to come over to my place and call my
morning dishwashing.
“Vice
applies the Dawn Dish Soap! He taking out the Brillo Pad. He’s SCRUBBING OFF
THE COFFEE STAINS!!
OOOHH
YEAH!! CLEEEEAAAAAN!!
“CLEEEEAAAAN!”
“CLEEEEAAAAN!”
“CLEEEEAAAAN!”
Reader:
Antonio Vargas and Arturo Vidal need to have a “Trashy Tattoo Off”.
Vicey:
Bwahahahahaha!
And….”Zing”..33-M!
Reader:
What do you think about Ronaldo wanting out of Madrid?
Vicey:
Er…I think he should pay his taxes…and cancel the lease at Trump Towers. ; )
Nothing
further to add.
DAY THREE--PREVIEW
Deutschland vs. Australia
It’s Draxler’s team. Lead the Jungs.
Auf geht’s Deutschland!
THE
LINE: Die Nationalmannschaft +2 Goals (holding)