Friday, June 23, 2017

CC 2017--Round Three

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CC 2013
Coverage of these tournaments continues to prove salaciously irresistible. A true and unadulterated sense of joy accompanies the privilege of having one’s prognostications proven completely wrong. Any human being possessing some semblance of depth attempts to make sense of the world through sincere attempts at a sort of categorical organization of the world around them. Immanuel Kant once attempted to verbalize these inherently necessary organizational efforts, only to end up becoming the most easily satirized joke of German Enlightenment Philosophy.  

Your Friendly Morose German Bookie would give most anything to be ridiculed like Kant. I genuinely love being proven wrong. The Ruskies are about to draw the Mexicans. The Kiwis might put up a fight against the Navigators. It’s mostly a forgone conclusion that Chile and Germany will advance, but I’m not ready to count out whatever Hugo Broos has in store.

Lines are set to induce confident contrarian wagers on all of my analysis. Bring them on ; )   

Saturday, June 24th    

Mexico vs. Russia

  vs. 

The Salcedo injury doesn’t factor in. Hector Herrera’s potential absence does. Osorio’s “tinkering” doesn’t approach the logical level that Löw’s does…although the lack of a single substitution against Chile has me thinking askew.

This bookie is prepared to back the Russians and predict a draw.

THE LINE: Pick em’

New Zealand vs. Portugal

  vs. 

Chris Wood’s poor sportsmanship aside, I’ll back the Kiwis in a match that Fernando Santos will invariably consider a “walkover”.

THE LINE: Pick em’

Initial Group Projection (6/16/2017)

 1) Portugal
 2) Mexico
 3) New Zealand
 4) Russia

Final Group Projection (6/23/2017)

(2 to 1 Odds for Bookie)

 1) Mexico
 2) Portugal
 3) Russia
 4) New Zealand

Sunday, June 25th    

Deutschland vs. Cameroon

  vs. 

Löw will roll out another developmental lineup. Kevin Trapp, Benjamin Henrichs, Amin Younes, Kerem Demirbay, and Marvin Plattenhardt will all start.

Timo Werner? Hopefully.

Hugo Broos will likely roll out the same eleven again ; (  

THE LINE: Die Nationalmannschaft +2 Goals

Australia vs. Chile

  vs. 

“La Roja” Won’t allow any goals past the keeper in an important match. Claudio Bravo starts…and bedazzles at full stretch.

THE LINE: Chile +2 Goals

Initial Group Projection (6/16/2017)

 1) Deutschland
 2) Chile
 3) Cameroon
 4) Australia

Final Group Projection (6/23/2017)

(2 to 1 Odds for Bookie)

 1) Chile
 2) Deutschland  
 3) Cameroon
 4) Australia


GENTLEMEN, ENTER YOUR WAGERS