Servus Syndicate Members,
Everyone set for just the second ever round-of-sixteen in the history of the mother continent's grand showpiece?
That's right! Who will be this year's Benin, South Africa, or Madagascar?
I know some of you aren't the biggest fans of the 24-team-format, but there's no denying that it never fails to supply us with some unforgettable moments.
We've seen no shortage of those already, to the slight detriment of the bookie's stats:
Bookie's Updated Stats:
Spread: 14-22
Straight Up: 18-11-7
Meh. No sports prognosticator actually wishes to be right all of the time...though your friendly bookie sincerely wishes he had been right about the Leone Stars.
Damn. Not happy to bidding farewell to this team.
Please don't take another 26 years to return to us, brothers!
On the topic of farewells....
As predicted, down go the defending champs!
Nothing quite like that special feeling one gets when the title-holders bow out early. It's so enthralling to know as early as the group stages that we'll definitely be crowning a new champion!
Er.....okay. Maybe it's not always such a nice feeling.
In honor of our fallen Algerian comrades, we'll invite 2018 Thomas Müller in a Fennec-themed tricot that the bookie never, ever, EVER WANTS TO SEE AGAIN to help present these Lines.
Note that catching up on the scouting continues to present a challenge for a football writer with so many preexisting commitments. Hence, we'll deliver the second half of the first elimination round on Monday.
Sunday, January 23rd
Burkina Faso vs. Gabon
vs.
Over/Under—3 Goals
120 Minutes—Straight Up
Penalty Shootout—Straight Up
Hassane Bandé brace—2 to 1
A. F. Tapsoba goal—2 to 1
Jim Allevinah brace —2 to 1
Aubameyang goal—2 to 1
THE LINE: Gabon +1 Goal
Tunisia vs. Nigeria
vs.
A quite unfortunate draw for the "Eagles of Carthage" here. The bookie's selected favorites for the tournament must square off against the hottest team in the competition.
Such a matchup leaves one with a slightly sour taste in the mouth. The Tunisians wouldn't be faced with this nearly impossible task where it not for the abysmal refereeing in their opening group stage match.
Sigh. Not at all the story us Africa lovers wanted this glorious footballing festival to be defined by. The fact that this piece of news may be the only AFCON info that football fans across the globe are acquainted with genuinely sucks. News of mistakes really do travel faster than the speed-of-light.
Well. Those obsessed with a "fairness narrative" in one of the most inherently unfair of all sports can argue that the Tunisians should have overcome Gambia (even reduced to ten-men) in order to avoid this matchup. No need to feel bad about what should be another big victory for the "Super Eagles".
Onwards, lads! All the way back to the finals!
Prop Bets (as always, feel free to offer your own)
Over/Under—4 Goals
120 Minutes—2 to 1
Penalty Shootout—3 to 1
Trost-Ekong goal—2 to 1
Awoniyi brace—3 to 1
Khazri hat trick—3 to 1
Ben Saïd howler—3 to 1
THE LINE: Nigeria +2 Goals
Monday, January 24th
Gambia vs. Guinea
Dammit. I thought we already made this clear. Not THOSE Scorpions.
In any event...UPSET ALERT!
Over/Under—3 Goals
120 Minutes—Straight Up
Penalty Shootout—Straight Up
Keita brace —2 to 1
Moriba goal —2 to 1
M. Barrow brace—3 to 1
Gaye howler—2 to 1
THE LINE: Gambia +1 Goal
Cameroon vs. Comoros
vs.
We'll pull back on the upset special here. The closer one looks at the 3-2 victory over Ghana from the Indian Ocean crew, the more one comes to the conclusion that it was more a case of the Black Stars just being that damned bad. Note that they were playing against ten-men for 75 minutes as well.
The Coelacanths have some interesting players, but they are absolutely not this year's Barea.
....and they don't have a cool team celebration either! Seriously. We can't get some "fish necks" or something? Perhaps a little "swim motion"? Maybe a "snorkel nose hold"? Something. Anything!
The hosts, who remain the best team in the tournament, have always prepared a little something for their fans!
Man, is this team good. Vincent Aboubacar can't stop scoring.
This one could get ugly.
Prop Bets (as always, feel free to offer your own)
Over/Under—4 Goals
120 Minutes—3 to 1
Penalty Shootout—4 to 1
Aboubacar brace—Straight Up
Choupo-Moting start—2 to 1
E.F. B Nabouhane goal—Straight Up
Selemani start—Straight Up
THE LINE: Cameroon +2 Goals
GENTLEMEN, ENTER YOUR WAGERS