Friday, July 29, 2022

FEM 2022--Final Goodbyes and Championship Pick

Dearest Friends, 

We arrive at our official terminus. No further posts will ever appear on this blog. After today, your "friendly bookie" no longer exists in this narrative from. At long last we move on. 

Friendship remains on offer to all those who need it. The bookmaking business nevertheless lies closed forever. No more football chronicling in the "auspicious" green text, so selected as it is the official color of the Deutscher Fußball-Bund. 

Admittedly, when announcing this sportsbook's final chapter a little over a year ago, your friendly bookie had other topics in mind for the traditionally sentimental and unapologetically meta farewell address. Last year we spoke of weathering the challenges of life as an experienced adult whilst still paying attention to the passions spurned by one's inner child; all in the service of following the path to one's dreams.

As we all reconnected around the beautiful game in our usual fashion following the most unwelcome COVID hiatus, I had every expectation that this year's closing address would feature some positive news on both that proclamation and its associated path. Regrettably, it doesn't. Life is not linear. The random, chaotic, and oftentimes brutal nature of existence cares not a whit for one's hopes, dreams, and plans. 

It cannot as it is not sentient or caring.

If the devastating loss of the past year has taught me anything, it's that life's bookends remain especially gruesome. One enters this world in excruciating pain. One exits it in precisely the same fashion. The entrance at least brings some temporary joy to others. While not every exit is the same, some are characterized by horrible suffering and pain. The stress and frustration of the afflicted even leads to hateful invectives being hurled at the heartbroken, horrified, and ultimately helpless ones who attempt to dispense care. 

The afflicted, too, are victims of random chaos.

In between the beginning and the end of life, there exist a seemingly infinite amount of horrors to endure. Each of us finds a means of coping with that which haunts us. Our evolutionary pre-programming cries out for meaning amid all of the suffering. Small wonder that the primitive myths we as a species conjured up eons ago still persist. So long as there resides a need for order and purpose within our semi-evolved Simian brains, the old fairy tales lie in wait for those in desperate need of comfort and solace.

As has been the case in every farewell address preceding this one, your friendly bookie must affirm his unequivocal rejection of such archaic delusions. I remain happy, even envious at times, of those for whom they work. What a privilege it must be for those of faith in a higher reason. I fully understand the relief some find when they take the burdensome onus of finding meaning in life of off their own shoulders and choose to believe that something out there has ready-made answers prepared for them. 

The trouble with such ill-logic remains the tactic assumption that answers arrive without hard work. Those who purport to have "the answers" frequently don't make for the most useful friends. In contrast, those who listen supportively, try to disperse useful advice based on this listening, yet still trust you to find your own solutions can potentially help you navigate through life's darkest hours. I have found meaning and purpose in the fellowship accompanying these pages. For that, I thank you all sincerely and kindly.

The pages may be coming to an end, but the fellowship endures.

We'll now shift gears a bit.

A few final words from the bookie on a general theme of "regret".







I confess that sometimes I wonder if I kept this project going too long. Observing how Jogi Löw aged after the 2014 WM triumph didn't help matters. As I was ruminating on (pleasantly enough) last Summer,  so many -Ms have left the scene. As the major international tournaments approached, fewer and fewer checked in to ask then their go-to "lovely distraction" known as the betting syndicate would be getting started. 

The fact that some of you kept checking in meant that the bookie had to keep going. The passion and the glory of international football--a contemporary religion on which one absolutely can rely--still had to be shared. We all needed relief of the "great global unifier"; the language which binds us across the Nation States; one's passport out of oneself and into the greatest collective experience that we human beings share.

When this Winter's World Cup rolls around, I'm sometimes fearful of what it will feel like not to be actively covering a major international tournament for the first time in 20 years. I then remind myself that the many of friendships cultivated and sustained over the years of this project still survive. We still have each other. That means everything. There are no regrets about keeping the blog going; not when people still needed it. 








I also absolutely don't regret ending it with the girls. Doubtful that I'll miss the duel feelings of agony and ecstasy that come with the time constraints of being a tournament writer. Okay. I'll miss that a little I suppose. The more eccentric among us can't get enough of deadline pressure. It's nuts. That notwithstanding, it's unlikely that it shall leave a huge void in my soul.

Something that I definitely will miss madly involves covering women's football. It was an honor to finalize the syndicate with a female tournament. Over ten years of advocating this sport came from a very special place in my heart. The five women's tourneys that I covered have brought us all such joy. Don't forget the humble request of this year's "mission statement" post.









Try to attend at least one women's club match this year. 

You definitely won't regret that. 










I suppose that I am somewhat rueful that we end on a tragedy rather than a triumph. Perhaps that's something I will always regret. I do wish I could report that your friendly bookie happily swims along with the tide rather than furiously paddling to keep his head barely above water. 

Alas, such is life. Challenges arise indiscriminately in the "Random-Verse". The most one can do is not take them personally, and thereby avoid internalizing them. Though that doesn't guarantee that one won't drown, it at least gives one a fighting chance of battling the vicious currents.

Honesty reigns in these pages. It always has. About as much as the bookie can offer you in terms of positives during this time is to encourage you to keep going and keep trying. Never give up. Do not quit. Heed the advice that we always close these chapters with. 

After briefly discussing the last match, the bookie has one last additional request of you. Those unable to comply can always call me. As is ever the case, I'll be very happy to hear from you.

Supreme Champion of the Women's European Footballing Universe:

Deutschland vs. England

 vs. 

Our dream Final awaits. Bookie couldn't conceive of a more perfect match for us to all take in under the old "you'll never watch alone" motto. No more syndicate coverage. No more bets. Everyone simply gets together and takes in this blockbuster. 

The two best teams. The two best scores (Beth Mead and Alexandra Popp) in this competition. All of it taking place in Wembley Stadium, which should be packed to the brim. It doesn't get any more halcyon than this. Whatever the result, soak in all the sublime grandeur that football has to offer. 









Naturally, your friendly bookie needn't even tell you which side his tipping to take the crown. Do let me note that I'm picking with my head as opposed to my heart here. I think the German Mädels are slightly better. They're more experienced and tactically sounder. 

I've covered every last match in this competition. The eyes and the head say Deutschland. While the heart does too, I can confidently tell you that the eyes, head, and heart will be just fine on Sunday no matter what transpires. We've a fabulous football match to take in together regardless. 

Long Live Football, gentlemen. 

That phrase gets uttered irrespective of who lifts the trophy.








LONG LIVE FOOTBALL!

THE PICK: Deutschland +1 Goal

 

Enjoy living your life. Enjoy it for its own sake. Dance to the music. Appreciate the painting. Delve deeper into that novel. Make laughter and love as often as you can. Live lionhearted or don’t bother living at all.

 

Don't forget after it's all said and done with to do two things:

 

1) Go kick a ball with a stranger


2) And, if you're still lucky enough to be able to do so:
















Go call your mother. 
















Seriously....go call your mother. 

Final S.S.S. Index (2002-2022)

Dearest Friends, 

The end of two decades of frivolous nonsensical fun is finally upon us. It having been four years since your friendly bookie last catalogued the various chapters under which we convened, he'll now gladly present the last index covering the full scope of the project. 

These are the tourneys we shared together; the times of love, laughter, and friendships reclaimed under the banner of humanity's greatest invention, football. A closing address from the bookie shall come a little later today. 

All those who participated in the undertaking at some point in some way all of these years, know full well that they have the bookie's eternal love and gratitude for coming along on the journey. These twenty years and thirty chapters have all been for you.

1) WM 2002—“The Humble Beginnings of a Syndicate”

WM 2002









Competition (in German): 
Weltmeisterschaft 2002
Competition (in English): 
2002 FIFA World Cup
Written: May-June 2002
Posted: April 2012
Retroactive Notes Added: April 2012
Number of Posts: 9

2) EM 2004—“Revenge of the Syndicate”

EM 2004









Competition (in German):
Europameisterschaft 2004
Competition (in English): 
2004 UEFA European Championship
Written: June-July 2004
Posted: April 2012
Retroactive Notes Added: April 2012
Number of Posts: 7

3) WM 2006—“The Curse of the Syndicate”

WM 2006










Competition (in German): 
Weltmeisterschaft 2006
Competition (in English): 
2006 FIFA World Cup
Written: May-July 2006
Posted: April 2012
Retroactive Notes Added: April 2012
Number of Posts: 10

4) EM 2008—“Syndicate United”

EM 2008










Competition (in German): 
Europameisterschaft 2008
Competition (in English): 
2008 UEFA European Championship
Written: June 2008
Posted: April 2012
Retroactive Notes Added: April 2012
Number of Posts: 7

5) WMQ 2009—“Syndicate with A Vengeance”

WMQ 2009









Competition (in German):  
Weltmeisterschaftsqualifikation 2009
Competition (in English): 
2009 FIFA World Cup Qualifying
Written: October 2009
Posted: April 2012
Retroactive Notes Added: April 2012
Number of Posts: 1

6) WMQ 2009—“Syndicate: Afterlife”

WMQ 2009 (2)









Competition (in German): 
Weltmeisterschaftsqualifikation 2009
Competition (in English): 
2009 FIFA World Cup Qualifying
Written: November 2009
Posted: April 2012
Retroactive Notes Added: April 2012
Number of Posts: 1

7) WM 2010—“Attack of the Syndicate”

WM 2010










Competition (in German):
 
Weltmeisterschaft 2010
Competition (in English): 
2010 FIFA World Cup 
Written: June-July 2010
Posted: May 2012
Retroactive Notes Added: May 2012
Number of Posts: 43

8) FWM 2011—“Bride of Syndicate”

FWM 2011









Competition (in German): 
Frauenweltmeisterschaft 2011
Competition (in English): 
2011 FIFA Women’s World Cup
Written: June-July 2011
Posted: May 2012
Retroactive Notes Added: May 2012
Number of Posts: 7

9) EM 2012—“Syndicate: Resurrection”

EM 2012










Competition (in German): 
Europameisterschaft 2012
Competition (in English): 
2012 UEFA European Championship
Written: May-July 2012
Posted: May-July 2012
Retroactive Notes Added: May 2013
Number of Posts: 30

10) Election 2012—“Syndicate: Apocalypse”

Election 2012









Competition (in English): 
2012 U.S. Midterm Election
Written: October-November 2012
Posted: October-November 2012
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: 3

11) CAN 2013—“Syndicate: Dark Continent”

CAN 2013









Competition (in English): 
2013 African Cup of Nations
Written: January-February 2013
Posted: January-February 2013
Retroactive Notes Added: April-May 2014
Number of Posts: 7

12) WBC 2013—“Syndicate: Reloaded”

WBC 2013









Competition (in English): 
2013 World Baseball Classic
Written: February-March 2013
Posted: February-March 2013
Retroactive Notes Added:  N/A
Number of Posts: 13

13) Papal Conclave 2013—
“Shadow Scholar Syndicate Presents: Jesus on the Moneyline”

Papal Conclave 2013









Competition (in English): 
2013 Papal Election
Written: March 2013
Posted: March 2013
Retroactive Notes Added:  N/A
Number of Posts: 3 
(contained within WBC 2013 Round Six, WBC 2013 Round Seven, and WBC Round Eight)

14) CC 2013—“Syndicate: Judgment Play”

CC 2013










Competition (in English): 
2013 FIFA Confederations Cup
Written: June 2013
Posted: June 2013
Retroactive Notes Added:  May 2014
Number of Posts: 7

15) FEM 2013—“Syndicate: X-2”

FEM 2013









Competition (in German): 
Fraueneuropameisterschaft 2013
Competition (in English): 
2013 UEFA European Women’s Football Championship
Written: July 2013
Posted: July 2013
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: 7

16) WMQ 2013—“Das Fröhliche Syndikat”











Competition (in German): 
Weltmeisterschaftsqualifikation 2013
Competition (in English): 
2013 World Cup Qualifying
Written: September 2013
Posted: September 2013
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: 1

17) WMQ 2013—“Der Wille zum Syndikat”











Competition (in German): 
Weltmeisterschaftsqualifikation 2013
Competition (in English): 
2013 World Cup Qualifying
Written: October 2013
Posted: October 2013
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: 1

18) WMQ 2013—“Also Sprach das Syndikat”

WMQ 2013 (3)









Competition (in German): 
Weltmeisterschaftsqualifikation 2013
Competition (in English): 
2013 World Cup Qualifying
Written: November 2013
Posted: November 2013
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: 1

19) WM 2014—“12 Years a Syndicate”











Competition (in German): 
Weltmeisterschaft 2014
Competition (in English): 
2014 FIFA World Cup
Written: May-July 2014
Posted: May-July 2014
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: TBD

20) AFC/CAN 2015—“Geo-Syndicate Redux”











Competition (in English): 
2015 African Cup of Nations/Asian Football Championship
Written: January-February 2015
Posted: January-February 2015
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: 14

21) FWM 2015—“Embrace of the Syndicate”

FWM 2015










Competition (in German):
 
Frauenweltmeisterschaft 2015
Competition (in English): 2015 FIFA Women’s World Cup
Written: May-July 2015
Posted: May-July 2015
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: 15

22) EM 2016—“Operation Infinite Syndicate”

EM 2016










Competition (in German): 
Europameisterschaft 2016/Copa America Centenario
Competition (in English): 
2016 UEFA European Championship/Pan-America Cup
Written: May-July 2016
Posted: May-July 2016
Retroactive Notes Added: N/S
Number of Posts: 39

23) CAN 2017—“Syndicate: Into Darkness”









Competition (in English): 
2017 African Cup of Nations
Written: January-February 2017
Posted: January-February 2017
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: 8

24) CC 2017—“Syndicate: Barbarossa”

CC 2013








Competition (in English): 
2017 FIFA Confederations Cup
Written: June 2017
Posted: June 2017
Retroactive Notes Added:  May N/A
Number of Posts: 17

25) WM 2018—“Syndicate: OSINT”

WM 2018








Competition (in German): 
Weltmeisterschaft 2018
Competition (in English): 2018 FIFA World Cup
Written: May-July 2018
Posted: May-July 2018
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: 46 

26) AFC 2019—“In Search of Sunrise Syndicate”









Competition (in English): 
2019 Asian Football Championship
Written: January 2019
Posted: January 2019
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: 8 

27) FWM/CA/N 2019—“Syndicate: Shadow-Heart”









Competitions (in German and English): 
Frauenweltmeisterschaft 2019, (2019 FIFA Women's World Cup), Copa America 2019, Africa Cup of Nations 2019
Written: May-July 2019
Posted: May-July 2019
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: 64

28) EM 2020—“Trans Europe Syndicate”


Competition (in German): 
Europameisterschaft 2020 (held in 2021)
Competition (in English): 
2020 UEFA European Championship (held in 2021)
Written: May-July 2021
Posted: May-July 2021
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: 37

29) CAN 2021—“Syndicate: Dark Fate”









Competition (in English): 
2021 Africa Cup of Nations (held in 2022)
Written: January-February 2022
Posted: January-February 2022
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A
Number of Posts: 12

30) FEM 2022—“Syndicate: Endgame”









Competition (in German): 
Fraueneuropameisterschaft 2022
Competition (in English): 
2022 UEFA Women's Euros
Written: June-July 2022
Posted: June-July 2022
Retroactive Notes Added: N/A

Number of Posts: 31