Friday, January 9, 2015

AFC 2015--Round One


ALL WAGERS WILL BE ACCEPTED.
2015

Viva la Syndicate Members ; ) ; )

A QUICK REVIEW OF THE RULES:

Time to go over the model. READ CAREFULLY as we’re technically reverting to an old system. I brought back the operating principles that we used back in 2006 when composing lines for the African Cup of Nations. The “Tie-Wash” system may make matters less interesting for your bookie, but it lightens his workload ; )  Here’s your example.

Japan vs. Australia 

vs. 

The Line: Japan +3 goals

The Favorite, Japan, is favored to win by 3 goals. If you bet on Australia, there are three ways you can win the bet:

1) Australia loses by less than 3 goals.

2) Match is a draw

3) Australia wins

Conversely, there is only one way to win if you bet on Japan

1) Japan wins by more than 3 goals

Should Japan win by precisely 3 goals, THE BET IS A WASH. THE BET IS A TIE. NO ONE OWES ANYONE ANYTHING

A PRECISE LINE COUNTS AS A DRAW

Alles Klar? Let’s roll

Friday

Australia vs. Kuwait

 vs. 

The Socceroos will come up big in Melbourne’s “Rectangular Stadium”. Watch Cahill grab a brace.

THE LINE: Australia +3 Goals

Saturday

South Korea vs. Oman

 vs. 

A High Line for you enthusiasts out there. Good luck.

THE LINE: South Korea +3 Goals

Uzbekistan vs. Korea DPR

  vs. 

Not as hard to predict as you might think. Two flaccid countries, with one projected to win.

THE LINE: Korea DPR +2 Goals

China PR vs. Saudi Arabia

 vs. 

Thanks to the many Syndicate Members who pointed out that this line was a casualty of my overzealous cat hoping on the keyboard ten minutes before the deadline ; ) Wagers were tendered and accepted.

THE LINE: China PR +1 Goal

Sunday

U.A.E. vs. Qatar

  vs. 

A tight match beckons. We’ll go with Zayed’s sons for now.

THE LINE: U.A.E. + 1 Goal

Iran vs. Bahrain

  vs. 

As much as the Persians may hope, Bahrain will never again be part of Iran. Take solace in a stomp.

THE LINE: Iran + 3 Goals

Monday

Japan vs. Palestine

 vs. 

Riiight. No. No, no, and no. Abandon all hope. Consign your dreams to the rubbish pile. This won’t be pretty.

THE LINE: Japan + 5 Goals

Jordan vs. Iraq

  vs. 

Looking forward to the Jordan vs. Palestine match. Time to exact revenge. For now we’ve got ourselves a classic boring squeaker.

THE LINE: Iraq + 1 Goal

GENTLEMEN, ENTER YOUR WAGERS.