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Day 5: Recap
Record—
Spread: 4-10
Straight up: 7-5-2
Hot
Girl Standings
Country
|
Tally
|
Games Played
|
Mexico
|
14
|
1
|
Spain
|
10
|
1
|
Argentina
|
9
|
1
|
Russia
|
9
|
1
|
South Korea
|
9
|
1
|
Denmark
|
8
|
1
|
Costa Rica
|
8
|
1
|
Brazil
|
8
|
1
|
Serbia
|
7
|
1
|
Iceland
|
7
|
1
|
Egypt
|
7
|
1
|
Tunisia
|
7
|
1
|
Panama
|
6
|
1
|
Peru
|
6
|
1
|
Morocco
|
6
|
1
|
Iran
|
6
|
1
|
Belgium
|
6
|
1
|
Croatia
|
5
|
1
|
Australia
|
5
|
1
|
Nigeria
|
5
|
1
|
Sweden
|
5
|
1
|
Portugal
|
4
|
1
|
Uruguay
|
4
|
1
|
France
|
4
|
1
|
Germany
|
4
|
1
|
Switzerland
|
4
|
1
|
England
|
3
|
1
|
Saudi Arabia
|
2
|
1
|
Interesting day of football. Plenty of fun. Loads of
controversy. No shortage of talking points. England even won despite the dirty diving/rugby
tackling Tunisians and a biblical plague of mosquitos!
Your friendly bookie scouted the Sweden match much heavier
than the others today. It was imperative that a take a close look Germany’s
next opponent. I wouldn’t be fulfilling my solemn duty as a proud son of the
Fatherland if I didn’t fastidiously investigate the strategy of our next foe.
Er….right. That’s what we were doing.
S.S.S.
Tactical Breakdown
Let’s start with the Swedes. The fact that they picked up
three points makes me anxious. The performance arouses a bit of fear too…albeit
only a bit.
Let’s have a look at what Andersson did with his limited personnel.
Lineup—Sweden—PROJECTED—4-5-1
(6/5/18)
John Guidetti
|
Emil Forsberg Marcus Berg Sebastian Larsson
|
Jimmy Durmaz Albin Ekdal
|
Martin Olsson Victor Lindeöf
|
Andreas Granqvist Pontus Jansson
|
Robin Olsen
|
Lineup—Sweden—ACTUAL—4-4-2
(6/18/18)
Ola Toivonoen Marcus Berg
|
Emil Forsberg Viktor Claesson
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Sebastian Larsson Albin Ekdal
|
Mikael Lustig L. Augustinsson
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Andreas Granqvist Pontus Jansson
|
Robin Olsen
|
An attempt at a more menacing formation achieved via dusting
off old man and reinserting Viktor Claesson. Larsson’s positioning proved
rather difficult to sort out. I had him on the wing for a large portion of the
match. He and Ekdal switched often, as did Granqvist and Jansson.
Doubtful we’ll see something similar against the Krauts.
Kiese Thelin got some warmup time in and Guidetti matches up better against
Boateng. Surprised to see so much spunk from Berg, but I imagine he’ll be
backing up the two younger strikers next time. Larsson will surely have to move
further upfront. Anyone can take his place in defensive midfield…except Gustav
Svensson.
One thing this bookie got 100 percent wrong was the
perceived lack of imagination among the back four. I didn’t even think about
switching Lustig over to the left and letting him take advantage of all the
attention paid to Augustinsson.
Hmmm…nah they still suck. No way they’ll be able to muscle their
way out of the back like they did today. They’ll be pinned down by our attack. Most
of the scoring chances also came from in-swingers that the Koreans couldn’t
compete for.
Not too concerned.
Lineup—Belgium—PROJECTED—4-2-1-3
(6/9/18)
Eden Hazard
Romelu Lukaku Dries Mertens
|
Kevin de Bruyne
|
Moussa Dembele Jan
Vertongen
|
Nacer Chadli Thomas Menuier
|
Vincent Kompany Toby Alderweireld
|
Thibault Courtois
|
Lineup—Belgium—ACTUAL—3-4-3
(6/18/18)
Eden Hazard
Romelu Lukaku Dries Mertens
|
Yannick
Carrasco Thomas Menuier
|
Axel Witsel Kevin de Bruyne
|
Jan Vertongen Toby Alderweireld
|
Dedryck Boyata
|
Thibault Courtois
|
Martinez take’s a page directly from Löw’s playbook here, evening
testing out Menuier in Kimmich’s role. The Belgians wish to emulate the German
formula. As the first half performance might suggest, this actually may be a
rather daft idea.
The favorites in many books—including this one—didn’t really
get rolling until Menuier and de Bruyne switched early in the second half. Once
they did that they were able to find their natural rhythm and were fine. They
did even better once Dembele came in and they let the midfield rest.
Should have scored more goals against the debutantes, but I
saw nothing to affect my overall pick.
Lineup—England—PROJECTED—4-3-3
(6/18/18)
Raheem Sterling Harry Kane
|
Jaime Vardy
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Jesse Lingard Eric Dier Dele Alli
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Danny Rose Kyle Walker
|
Gary Cahill John Stones
|
Jordan Pickford
|
Lineup—England—ACTUAL—3-1-4-2
(6/18/18)
Harry Kane Raheem
Sterling
|
Ashley Young Kieran Trippier
|
Jesse Lingard Dele Alli
|
Jordan Henderson
|
Kyle Walker John Stones Harry Maguire
|
Jordan Pickford
|
Don’t like it. So many things not to like. Sterling is
totally ineffective on the right. Trippier and Young as the set-piece takers?
What? Some argue that Henderson in front of Stones was an ingenious screen. I
think those two cats needn’t be jockeying for possession. Lingard and Dele Alli
also played well below their potential on inward assignments.
Bookie no like!
Southgate’s surprising choices made for an entertaining
first half, but the makeshift wingbacks eventually deteriorated in their
unnatural roles and matters got boring quick.
Someone’s getting too creative. We all know what happens
then.
Weighing
in on VAR
Does
the whole Ferjani Sassi/Harry Kane Penalty Mix-Up Prove this system doesn’t
help the game?
Horrible day for VAR. No denying that. That’s still an
incredibly fucking stupid question. Technology, along with improved utilization
of it by the humans operating it, can really help the game.
Do I really need to
remind you rubes of the atrocious officiating in 2010 World Cup? Phantom
penalties. Mistaken identity.
Frank Lampard’s legitimate goal against Germany in the Round of 16 that would have changed the entire match?!!?
What’s wrong with you guys? It’ll get better. Relax.
“Riffs
of the Day”—Day Five
Reader:
Why do you Germans have to be so sportsmanlike and humble?
Vicey:
At this point we do it just to piss you off, 15-M.
Reader:
Is it a woman’s job to look pretty?
Vicey:
Staying out of this. That one’s between you, girls. Decide for yourself.
Reader:
Why do you tend to assume everyone knows what you’re talking about?
Vicey:
….I don’t even have a joke here. It just wouldn’t come together. Damn you,
23-M!
DAY SIX--PREVIEW
Columbia vs. Japan
Knew we’d get some action here. Good luck to the
Samurai-heads.
THE
LINE: Pick em’ (rolling down soft from Columbia +1)
Poland vs. Senegal
This one should be off the hinges. A must see for Africa
Fans, including this one.
THE
LINE: Pick em’ (rolling down soft from Poland +1)
Russia vs. Egypt
Take an extended lunch break. The official second round gets
going! So much intrigue.
THE
LINE: Russia +1 Goal (holding)
GENTLEMEN,
ENTER YOUR WAGERS