Monday, June 18, 2018

WM 2018--Day Five Recap

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Day 5: Recap


Record—
Spread: 4-10
Straight up: 7-5-2

Hot Girl Standings

Country
Tally
Games Played
Mexico
14
1
Spain
10
1
Argentina
9
1
Russia
9
1
South Korea
9
1
Denmark
8
1
Costa Rica
8
1
Brazil
8
1
Serbia
7
1
Iceland
7
1
Egypt
7
1
Tunisia
7
1
Panama
6
1
Peru
6
1
Morocco
6
1
Iran
6
1
Belgium
6
1
Croatia
5
1
Australia
5
1
Nigeria
5
1
Sweden
5
1
Portugal
4
1
Uruguay
4
1
France
4
1
Germany
4
1
Switzerland
4
1
England
3
1
Saudi Arabia
2
1

Interesting day of football. Plenty of fun. Loads of controversy. No shortage of talking points. England even won despite the dirty diving/rugby tackling Tunisians and a biblical plague of mosquitos!

Your friendly bookie scouted the Sweden match much heavier than the others today. It was imperative that a take a close look Germany’s next opponent. I wouldn’t be fulfilling my solemn duty as a proud son of the Fatherland if I didn’t fastidiously investigate the strategy of our next foe.



Er….right. That’s what we were doing.  

S.S.S. Tactical Breakdown

     

Let’s start with the Swedes. The fact that they picked up three points makes me anxious. The performance arouses a bit of fear too…albeit only a bit.

Let’s have a look at what Andersson did with his limited personnel.

 Lineup—Sweden—PROJECTED—4-5-1 (6/5/18) 

                        John Guidetti
 Emil Forsberg Marcus Berg Sebastian Larsson         
          Jimmy Durmaz   Albin Ekdal
  Martin Olsson                    Victor Lindeöf     
     Andreas Granqvist Pontus Jansson
                        Robin Olsen

 Lineup—Sweden—ACTUAL—4-4-2 (6/18/18) 

          Ola Toivonoen   Marcus Berg
 Emil Forsberg                Viktor Claesson         
      Sebastian Larsson Albin Ekdal  
  Mikael Lustig                   L. Augustinsson      
     Andreas Granqvist Pontus Jansson
                        Robin Olsen

An attempt at a more menacing formation achieved via dusting off old man and reinserting Viktor Claesson. Larsson’s positioning proved rather difficult to sort out. I had him on the wing for a large portion of the match. He and Ekdal switched often, as did Granqvist and Jansson.

Doubtful we’ll see something similar against the Krauts. Kiese Thelin got some warmup time in and Guidetti matches up better against Boateng. Surprised to see so much spunk from Berg, but I imagine he’ll be backing up the two younger strikers next time. Larsson will surely have to move further upfront. Anyone can take his place in defensive midfield…except Gustav Svensson.

One thing this bookie got 100 percent wrong was the perceived lack of imagination among the back four. I didn’t even think about switching Lustig over to the left and letting him take advantage of all the attention paid to Augustinsson.

Hmmm…nah they still suck. No way they’ll be able to muscle their way out of the back like they did today. They’ll be pinned down by our attack. Most of the scoring chances also came from in-swingers that the Koreans couldn’t compete for.

Not too concerned.  

 Lineup—Belgium—PROJECTED—4-2-1-3 (6/9/18) 

  Eden Hazard  Romelu Lukaku  Dries Mertens                              
                        Kevin de Bruyne
        Moussa Dembele     Jan Vertongen                        
  Nacer Chadli                           Thomas Menuier
       Vincent Kompany  Toby Alderweireld
                       Thibault  Courtois        

 Lineup—Belgium—ACTUAL—3-4-3 (6/18/18) 

  Eden Hazard  Romelu Lukaku Dries Mertens                              
Yannick Carrasco                     Thomas Menuier
           Axel Witsel         Kevin de Bruyne                        
          Jan Vertongen    Toby Alderweireld
                        Dedryck Boyata
                       Thibault  Courtois        

Martinez take’s a page directly from Löw’s playbook here, evening testing out Menuier in Kimmich’s role. The Belgians wish to emulate the German formula. As the first half performance might suggest, this actually may be a rather daft idea.

The favorites in many books—including this one—didn’t really get rolling until Menuier and de Bruyne switched early in the second half. Once they did that they were able to find their natural rhythm and were fine. They did even better once Dembele came in and they let the midfield rest.  

Should have scored more goals against the debutantes, but I saw nothing to affect my overall pick.  

 Lineup—England—PROJECTED—4-3-3 (6/18/18) 

    Raheem Sterling            Harry Kane   
                         Jaime Vardy
 Jesse Lingard     Eric Dier        Dele Alli         
Danny Rose                             Kyle Walker                          
                Gary Cahill  John Stones
                       Jordan Pickford            

 Lineup—England—ACTUAL—3-1-4-2 (6/18/18) 

            Harry Kane       Raheem Sterling   
 Ashley Young                      Kieran Trippier      
            Jesse Lingard      Dele Alli        
                     Jordan Henderson                                                          
   Kyle Walker   John Stones  Harry Maguire
                       Jordan Pickford            

Don’t like it. So many things not to like. Sterling is totally ineffective on the right. Trippier and Young as the set-piece takers? What? Some argue that Henderson in front of Stones was an ingenious screen. I think those two cats needn’t be jockeying for possession. Lingard and Dele Alli also played well below their potential on inward assignments.

Bookie no like!

Southgate’s surprising choices made for an entertaining first half, but the makeshift wingbacks eventually deteriorated in their unnatural roles and matters got boring quick.

Someone’s getting too creative. We all know what happens then.

Weighing in on VAR

Does the whole Ferjani Sassi/Harry Kane Penalty Mix-Up Prove this system doesn’t help the game?

Horrible day for VAR. No denying that. That’s still an incredibly fucking stupid question. Technology, along with improved utilization of it by the humans operating it, can really help the game. 

Do I really need to remind you rubes of the atrocious officiating in 2010 World Cup? Phantom penalties. Mistaken identity.

Frank Lampard’s legitimate goal against Germany in the Round of 16 that would have changed the entire match?!!?

What’s wrong with you guys? It’ll get better. Relax.

“Riffs of the Day”—Day Five

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Reader: Why do you Germans have to be so sportsmanlike and humble?

Vicey: At this point we do it just to piss you off, 15-M.

Reader: Is it a woman’s job to look pretty?

Vicey: Staying out of this. That one’s between you, girls. Decide for yourself.

Reader: Why do you tend to assume everyone knows what you’re talking about?

Vicey: ….I don’t even have a joke here. It just wouldn’t come together. Damn you, 23-M!

DAY SIX--PREVIEW

Columbia vs. Japan

  vs. 

Knew we’d get some action here. Good luck to the Samurai-heads.

THE LINE: Pick em’ (rolling down soft from Columbia +1)

Poland vs. Senegal

  vs. 

This one should be off the hinges. A must see for Africa Fans, including this one. 

THE LINE: Pick em’ (rolling down soft from Poland +1)

Russia vs. Egypt

  vs. 

Take an extended lunch break. The official second round gets going! So much intrigue.

THE LINE: Russia +1 Goal (holding)


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