Tuesday, June 19, 2018

WM 2018--Day Six Recap

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Day 6: Recap


Record—
Spread: 5-12
Straight up: 8-7-2

Hot Girl Standings

Country
Tally
Games Played
Russia
19
2
Egypt
15
2
Mexico
14
1
Spain
10
1
Argentina
9
1
Poland
9
1
South Korea
9
1
Senegal
8
1
Denmark
8
1
Costa Rica
8
1
Columbia
8
1
Brazil
8
1
Serbia
7
1
Iceland
7
1
Tunisia
7
1
Panama
6
1
Japan
6
1
Peru
6
1
Morocco
6
1
Iran
6
1
Belgium
6
1
Croatia
5
1
Australia
5
1
Nigeria
5
1
Sweden
5
1
Portugal
4
1
Uruguay
4
1
France
4
1
Germany
4
1
Switzerland
4
1
England
3
1
Saudi Arabia
2
1

Some day. A Japanese Earthquake both on and off the pitch. Believe it or not it’s the first time an Asian team has ever beaten a Latin American one at the World Cup Finals. More history from the Terrangans, who pulled off the upset your friendly bookie essentially predicted but ultimately didn’t have the guts to pull the trigger on.

Gentlemen, AFRICA RISES!

 

Kudos to the Russians, but this is the shit we really want to see.

 S.S.S. Tactical Breakdown 

Really startling stuff from Jose Pekerman today. One almost sensed the upset as soon as he trotted out his troops.

Your friendly bookie has been waiting for what seemed like an eternity to see how Cisse would use his nine natural strikers.

Let’s break it down.

 Lineup—Columbia—PROJECTED (4-2-3-1) (6/10/18) 

                    Radamel Falcao
 L. Muriel      J. Rodriguez    J. Cuadrado
          Abel Aguilar  Carlos Sanchez
    Johan Mojica                   Santiago Arias    
                  Y. Mina    D. Sanchez
                       David Ospina

 Lineup—Columbia—ACTUAL (4-2-3-1) (6/19/18) 

                    Radamel Falcao
 J. Izquierdo   J. F. Quintero    J. Cuadrado
          Jefferson Lerma  Carlos Sanchez
    Johan Mojica                   Santiago Arias    
                  O. Murillo    D. Sanchez
                       David Ospina

We knew that he would field something radically different. It’s all about building around Falcao in this tournament. This is a team of distinct identity from the Cafeteros side that spanked the Samurai four years ago in the group phase.

Didn’t anticipate that he would be so strict with the fitness tests so as to bench Rodriguez. Picking Lerma and Izquierdo totally reshaped the left. I recall thinking what significant pressure that would put Sanchez and Cuardado under. It could work, but only if Sanchez out aimed to switch fields with loads of long balls.

Then came Sanchez’s Red Card! It looked like he sent Cuardado back to do double the work in midfield for a few minutes, but was forced to abandon that strategy when it became clear the whole right side was collapsing. He then astonishingly subbed off Cuardado and went into full damage control mode with a sort of 5-3-1 anchored by Quintero. They practically never got near the attacking third for the rest of the match. Falcao might have gotten a touch or two all afternoon.

Yikes. That’s what happens when your best laid plans go to hell (literally) in less than five minutes. Talk about a nightmare day!

 Lineup—Senegal—PROJECTED (4-2-3-1) (6/10/18) 

     Sadio Mané      Diafra Sakho
                 M. B. Diouf
 I. Gueye   C. Kouyate  M. Niang   
Y. Sabaly                      L. Gassama
           K. Koulibaly  S. Sane
              Abdoulaye Diallo

 Lineup—Senegal—ACTUAL (4-4-2) (6/19/18) 

     M’Baye Niang      M. B. Diouf
 Ismaila Sarr                      Sadio Mané
      Idrissa Gueye Alfred N’Diaye   
Y. Sabaly                      M. Wague
           K. Koulibaly  S. Sane
                 Khadim N’Diaye

Cool. M’Baye Niang all the way up front. Brilliant. Explosive speed and a superb first touch, as evidenced by that second goal that made Szczesny the laughingstock of the entire world. Mané doesn’t need to spearhead this attack, at least not yet. Either Diouf or Sow can stand in as the target forward up front. Sakho and Sarr can pair with Niang. There’s also Cheikou Kouyate and Keita Balde.

So many possibilities. Such a great coach. Such a magnificent story developing. These Lions are good enough to make it to the Quarterfinals just they did under Cisse’s leadership in 2002. Hopefully we’ll have one of those rare tournaments like 1990 (Cameroon) and 2010 (Ghana) where an African Team provides us with sustained hope.

Roar on, Terrangans!

 S.S.S. Half-Assed Culture Minute

Image result for independent lens smallThe PBS journalism program Independent Lens has really delivered masterpieces this season. The super slick “Rat Film” episode takes you inside the racial dynamics of Baltimore. One entitled “Tell them we are Rising” covers the fascinating stories of HBCUs in America. “Look and See: Wendell Berry’s Kentucky” chronicles the debates the great American Agrarian Activist and Author had with Nixon’s Agriculture Secretary during the shifting landscape of the 1970s….and will absolutely blow your mind.

There’s also one that football lovers need to see, uncomfortable as it may be. “Forever Pure” brings a human face to familiar gut-wrenching story: The two Chechen Muslims recruited to play for Israel’s Beitar FC.

I know guys. In the midst of our wonderful Footballing Holiday—a celebration of global unity—we don’t want to face the harsh realities of the human race. We don’t have to yet. It’s only Day Six.

Just thought I might throw this out for when we all invariably have to return to normal life.


“Riffs of the Day”—Day Six

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Reader: Where’s Lothar Matthäus?

Vicey: Excellent question. He was contracted to cover this competition for Fox, just as he was last Summer.  Did he run off with another wife? Is he really angling that hard for the Cameroon job?  We miss you Lothar! Come home, Kumpel.

Actually…now that I think about it, I haven’t seen any German commentators on the American coverage feed. Where’s Arne Friedrich or Michael Ballack? Klinsi’s probably got some free time on his hands. Ariane Hingst might be nice.

Where are they hiding all the Krauts?  

Reader: Live coverage from the 2019 Women’s World Cup?

Vicey: Damns to the straight. My only concern is that the World isn’t fully prepared.

DAY SEVEN--PREVIEW

Portugal vs. Morocco

  vs. 

Still forecasting a tight match. Tighter than Herve Renard’s obviously surgically altered face.

THE LINE: Pick em’ (rolling down soft from Portugal +1)

Uruguay vs. Saudi Arabia

  vs. 

No one wants to touch it. Can’t blame you. One never really knows with the Saudis.   

THE LINE: Uruguay +3 Goals (holding)

Spain vs. Iran

  vs. 

There you are, skeptics. We’d all love a repeat of that performance from Friday, but it’s not likely. They’ll get the right result, but a second match lull is anticipated.

THE LINE: Spain +2 Goals (holding)


GENTLEMEN, ENTER YOUR WAGERS