Tuesday, May 8, 2012

WM 2010--Day Eighteen Recap


Day 18
WM 2010

Record—
Spread: 22-31
Straight up: 31-10-12

So we have the quarterfinals constituting every football lover’s wet dream. Argentina vs. Germany. Brazil vs. Netherlands. Uruguay Ghana. What awaits us tomorrow? Well, for starters we’ll get another U2, some more tiring pieces about Tim Howard’s wife, and a few intrepid quotes from Diego Maradona. We’ll also get two quality matches before a two-day break. I’ve done what I can to hype-up the round’s final two showdowns. Up to you to flick on the set, football fans.

Another great bookie day. It’s always sunny in Columbia! See if you can’t take advantage of the upset special in today’s lines. Like the glass-eyed guy in “The Natural, I’m willing to put a chunk of it on the line.

 Hot Girl Standings
Country
Tally
Games Played
Netherlands
52
4
South Korea
49
4 (finished)
Brazil
46
4
United States
45
4 (finished)
Argentina
41
4
Spain
37
3
New Zealand
37
3 (finished)
Cameroon
35
3 (finished)
Germany
32
4
Italy
32
3 (finished)
Japan
32
3
South Africa
27
3 (finished)
Cote d’Ivoire
26
3 (finished)
Mexico
26
4 (finished)
Portugal
24
3
Australia
24
3 (finished)
Chile
24
4 (finished))
Greece
22
3 (finished)
England
21
4 (finished)
Paraguay
20
3
Denmark
20
3 (finished)
Ghana
18
4
Honduras
16
3 (finished)
Slovakia
14
4 (finished)
Nigeria
12
3 (finished)
Uruguay
12
4
Serbia
11
3 (finished)
Switzerland
10
3 (finished)
Algeria
7
3 (finished)
Slovenia
7
3 (finished)
North Korea
4
3 (finished)
France
4
3 (finished)


Yes, the “Chicas Competition” will be won by one of the last ten. Yes, it should be a thrilling stretch run. Yes, everyone with the exception of Uruguay is still in it!! Yes, the Netherlands may be a disappointing placement, but I just go by the rules. Yes, I have the odds even though this contest is decided by my subjective tastes! Yes, yes. Yes. Oh God, yes!!!!

Uruguay-- 23 to 1
Paraguay –20 to 1
Ghana ---19 to 1
Portugal---12 to 1
Germany—9 to 1
Japan--- 8 to 1
Netherlands---7 to 1
Spain---4 to 1
Brazil---3 to 1
Argentina—2 to 1