Monday, May 7, 2012

WM 2010--Day Sixteen Recap


Day 16
WM 2010

Record—
Spread: 19-30
Straight up: 27-10-12

Two teams I wish were still around have had their dream terminated. Nothing trite to say today, U.S. fans. You proved yourselves worthy over the last two weeks. I’ll even resolve to watch a minimum of two MLS Games this season. That goes for the nascent K-League as well. We may have a blast poking fun at one another over the last two weeks, but when it comes to the final heartbreak, the fraternal order of football fans must share the tears and always be ready to join in on a kitschy rendition of “You’ll never walk alone.”

To illustrate how tight these matches are at this stage, barely better weather might have helped the Koreans finish better. Likewise, had Bradley opted to start Edu instead of Clark, or even Buddle instead of Findley, we might be looking at a different result. Jozey Hercules, and Feilhaber also missed chances that strikers will ordinarily have the composure to take. Don’t give up, American and Korean football fans!



Hot Girl Standings
Country
Tally
Games Played
South Korea
49
4 (finished)
United States
45
4 (finished)
Netherlands
44
3
Spain
37
3
New Zealand
37
3 (finished)
Cameroon
35
3 (finished)
Italy
32
3 (finished)
Japan
32
3
Brazil
29
3
South Africa
27
3 (finished)
Cote d’Ivoire
26
3 (finished)
Portugal
24
3
Argentina
24
3
Australia
24
3 (finished)
Greece
22
3 (finished)
Paraguay
20
3
Denmark
20
3 (finished)
Ghana
18
4
Chile
17
3
Honduras
16
3 (finished)
Mexico
15
3
Nigeria
12
3 (finished)
Uruguay
12
4
England
12
3
Slovakia
12
3
Serbia
11
3 (finished)
Germany
10
3
Switzerland
10
3 (finished)
Algeria
7
3 (finished)
Slovenia
7
3 (finished)
North Korea
4
3 (finished)
France
4
3 (finished)


Apt finishes from two of the tournament’s most prolific performers. Stout performance from two front-runners, although it will most certainly not be enough. Both teams not only came in below their level on the pitch, but also under whelmed in the stands as well LL This was by no means the fault of the fans. External circumstances were responsible. The Koreans were washed out by the rain, while shots of Bill Clinton and Mick Jagger robbed the American babes of their moment in the limelight. Speaking of that, Mick Jagger and Bill Clinton?!?! I had no idea those two were such tight friends! Shouldn’t Jagger be an England fan??? In any event, Bill Clinton and Mick Jagger are the reason that most hot girls in the audience will be going home without their turn on camera. Coincidentally, they are also the reason most hot girls in the audience will be going home without their virginity J