Day 24
Record—
Spread: 24-39
Straight up: 38-13-12
Ja, ja. A wonderful consolation farewell from us Krauts. We
definitely know how to put on a good show while ultimately failing to finish
the job. We take Bronze once more! I derive some solace from the fact that this
time around, at least the Italians and French won’t be standing on higher
podiums. Congratulations to Marcell Jansen and Sami Kheidra on their crucial
goals this afternoon. Congratulations to Aogo, Kießling, Congratulations to
Jögi Löw for going an entire match without picking his nose (probably because
of the flu). Congratulations to Hans Jorg Butt for his acrobatic save. Also,
congratulations to Hans Jorg Butt on having a name that will gurantee him a
lucrative career as an adult film performer after he retires from football. Can
you seriously say no to “Attack of the Cyborg Anal Raiders VIII: Starring Hans
Jorg Butt”? I thought so.
Looks as if the time has come to say goodbye to Jögi Löw. I
find myself completely unmoved. “Die Jögi Bären” was a stupendously stupid
nickname for our team anyway. DIE MANNSCHAFT IMMER UND EWIG!!!!
Hot Girl Standings
Country
|
Tally
|
Games Played
|
Spain
|
87
|
6
|
Netherlands
|
84
|
6
|
Germany
|
68
|
7 (finished)
|
Brazil
|
57
|
5 (finished)
|
Japan
|
54
|
4 (finished)
|
Argentina
|
54
|
5 (finished)
|
South Korea
|
49
|
4 (finished)
|
United States
|
45
|
4 (finished)
|
Paraguay
|
40
|
5 (finished)
|
New Zealand
|
37
|
3 (finished)
|
Cameroon
|
35
|
3 (finished)
|
Ghana
|
33
|
5 (finished)
|
Portugal
|
32
|
4 (finished)
|
Italy
|
32
|
3 (finished)
|
South Africa
|
27
|
3 (finished)
|
Cote d’Ivoire
|
26
|
3 (finished)
|
Mexico
|
26
|
4 (finished)
|
Uruguay
|
26
|
7 (finished)
|
Australia
|
24
|
3 (finished)
|
Chile
|
24
|
4 (finished)
|
Greece
|
22
|
3 (finished)
|
England
|
21
|
4 (finished)
|
Denmark
|
20
|
3 (finished)
|
Honduras
|
16
|
3 (finished)
|
Slovakia
|
14
|
4 (finished)
|
Nigeria
|
12
|
3 (finished)
|
Serbia
|
11
|
3 (finished)
|
Switzerland
|
10
|
3 (finished)
|
Algeria
|
7
|
3 (finished)
|
Slovenia
|
7
|
3 (finished)
|
North Korea
|
4
|
3 (finished)
|
France
|
4
|
3 (finished)
|
Watch closely tomorrow, as I will be after I sober up and go
through the DVR Recording. The inaugural “Chicas Championship” is too important
to be left to the whims of your roving inebriated attention span. In my final
valentine to all syndicate members, I shall announce the incipient winner.
After that, my friends, it is goodbye until Euro 2012 in………..the Ukraine! Ah
shit. The Ukraine? Beautiful women there are as rare as a CFR piece that
doesn’t mention the Ukraine. I miss Africa already LLLLL
