Day 17
Record—
Spread: 21-30
Straight up: 29-10-12
The lines contain all the rantage you could possibly hope
for about the controversial calls today. With those out of the way, I’m free to
gloat like a Goldman Sachs Attorney who convinced Congress that regulation
would upset the “delicate balance of the market”:
Javoll! Juchu! Deutschland über alles! Ich bin der
Wetter-Übermensch!! Ihr kann mich alle am Arsch lechen! Weiter führen, Jungs!
Seig doch die Welt, dass sie nicht uns nicht ausrechnen sollen!!!
Good. No one understood that, so I’ll continue with the
gloating in English. Eliminating the tiebreaker has worked out ridiculously
well for me. After one day in the red, it is my honor to unequivocally declare
that……..I’m on a boat! Got that?
Everybody look at me, cuz I’m on a fucking boat!! I’m on a boat………and….it’s
goin fast and…..I got a nautical-themed Pashmina Afghan. I’m on a boat,
motherfucker. I respectfully advise you to never forget!!!
Of course, I don’t quite have the green to buy my father a
yacht yet. You’re welcome to contribute that effort ….or make me eat my own
words J
Hot Girl
Standings
Country
|
Tally
|
Games Played
|
South Korea
|
49
|
4 (finished)
|
United States
|
45
|
4 (finished)
|
Netherlands
|
44
|
3
|
Argentina
|
41
|
4
|
Spain
|
37
|
3
|
New Zealand
|
37
|
3 (finished)
|
Cameroon
|
35
|
3 (finished)
|
Germany
|
32
|
4
|
Italy
|
32
|
3 (finished)
|
Japan
|
32
|
3
|
Brazil
|
29
|
3
|
South Africa
|
27
|
3 (finished)
|
Cote d’Ivoire
|
26
|
3 (finished)
|
Mexico
|
26
|
4 (finished)
|
Portugal
|
24
|
3
|
Australia
|
24
|
3 (finished)
|
Greece
|
22
|
3 (finished)
|
England
|
21
|
4 (finished)
|
Paraguay
|
20
|
3
|
Denmark
|
20
|
3 (finished)
|
Ghana
|
18
|
4
|
Chile
|
17
|
3
|
Honduras
|
16
|
3 (finished)
|
Nigeria
|
12
|
3 (finished)
|
Uruguay
|
12
|
4
|
Slovakia
|
12
|
3
|
Serbia
|
11
|
3 (finished)
|
Switzerland
|
10
|
3 (finished)
|
Algeria
|
7
|
3 (finished)
|
Slovenia
|
7
|
3 (finished)
|
North Korea
|
4
|
3 (finished)
|
France
|
4
|
3 (finished)
|
Unbelievable day from the Germans!! I say that not as a
figure of speech, but as a sincere recognition of how far the Germans have
come. Holy Achmidenijad!!! A 22-girl day?!?!?!?! I’ve lived in Germany for a
cumulative 2 ½ years!!! I didn’t see 22 hot girls total!!! Where the hell were
you hotties when I was living in Charlottenburg??? Oh right. You were in
Prenzlauer Berg. Should have known better L The Argentines are
back in it!! Should be a fantastic finish!
