Day 22
Record—
Spread: 24-37
Straight up: 37-12-12
What an orgasmic game, football fans. Nuff said.
Hot Girl Standings
Country
|
Tally
|
Games Played
|
Netherlands
|
84
|
6
|
Spain
|
69
|
5
|
Brazil
|
57
|
5 (finished)
|
Japan
|
54
|
4 (finished)
|
Argentina
|
54
|
5 (finished)
|
Germany
|
50
|
5
|
South Korea
|
49
|
4 (finished)
|
United States
|
45
|
4 (finished)
|
Paraguay
|
40
|
5 (finished)
|
New Zealand
|
37
|
3 (finished)
|
Cameroon
|
35
|
3 (finished)
|
Ghana
|
33
|
5 (finished)
|
Portugal
|
32
|
4 (finished)
|
Italy
|
32
|
3 (finished)
|
South Africa
|
27
|
3 (finished)
|
Cote d’Ivoire
|
26
|
3 (finished)
|
Mexico
|
26
|
4 (finished)
|
Australia
|
24
|
3 (finished)
|
Chile
|
24
|
4 (finished))
|
Uruguay
|
24
|
6
|
Greece
|
22
|
3 (finished)
|
England
|
21
|
4 (finished)
|
Denmark
|
20
|
3 (finished)
|
Honduras
|
16
|
3 (finished)
|
Slovakia
|
14
|
4 (finished)
|
Nigeria
|
12
|
3 (finished)
|
Serbia
|
11
|
3 (finished)
|
Switzerland
|
10
|
3 (finished)
|
Algeria
|
7
|
3 (finished)
|
Slovenia
|
7
|
3 (finished)
|
North Korea
|
4
|
3 (finished)
|
France
|
4
|
3 (finished)
|
To answer your burning question, NO! Princess Maxima did not
count as one of the Dutch Hot Girls. First and foremost, royalty and/or
celebrity are excluded from this contest. Just like the perverts patrolling the
internet in order to rekindle some youthful fantasy, the Hot Girls Competition
is strictly after “The girl next door”. This is their chance to shine and the
glory is thus exclusively reserved for them! No, Charlize Theron does not
count. No, Gisele Bündchen does not count! No, a Naomi Campbell recently
returned from the Hauge does not count. No, Iker Casillas’s hot touch-line reporter
does not count! These women already have a reward in store for them. Namely,
they get to have sex with Mick Jagger after the game is over (or maybe even
during a lull during the second half). We will not tolerate any of these
privileged fools in our honest survey! Besides that, Princess Maxima is your
typical royal heir: inbred and haughty. Looking at her should remind you of why
it is not the best idea to breed with your cousins. Did we get that Southern
U.S. contingent?!?!?
So it occurs to me that the winner of the World Cup will
also likely win the “Chicas Championship”. In order to restore some semblance
of diversity and intrigue to our little contest, I hereby decree that the
silver, bronze, and honorable mention medals will be awarded to those countries
that outdid the rest relative to their progress in the tournament. Ahem.
And the Silver medal (Quarterfinals Ladies) goes
to…………BRAZIL!!!!!!!
Country
|
Tally
|
Games Played
|
Brazil
|
57
|
5 (finished)
|
Argentina
|
54
|
5 (finished)
|
Paraguay
|
40
|
5 (finished)
|
Ghana
|
33
|
5 (finished)
|
And the Bronze medal (Round of Sixteen Ladies) goes
to…………….JAPAN!!!!!!
Country
|
Tally
|
Games Played
|
Japan
|
54
|
4 (finished)
|
South Korea
|
49
|
4 (finished)
|
United States
|
45
|
4 (finished)
|
Portugal
|
32
|
4 (finished)
|
Mexico
|
26
|
4 (finished)
|
Chile
|
24
|
4 (finished))
|
England
|
21
|
4 (finished)
|
Slovakia
|
14
|
4 (finished)
|
With an honorable mention (Group Stage Ladies) in order
for………..NEW ZEALAND!!!!
Country
|
Tally
|
Games Played
|
New Zealand
|
37
|
3 (finished)
|
Cameroon
|
35
|
3 (finished)
|
Italy
|
32
|
3 (finished)
|
South Africa
|
27
|
3 (finished)
|
Cote d’Ivoire
|
26
|
3 (finished)
|
Australia
|
24
|
3 (finished)
|
Greece
|
22
|
3 (finished)
|
Denmark
|
20
|
3 (finished)
|
Honduras
|
16
|
3 (finished)
|
Nigeria
|
12
|
3 (finished)
|
Serbia
|
11
|
3 (finished)
|
Switzerland
|
10
|
3 (finished)
|
Algeria
|
7
|
3 (finished)
|
Slovenia
|
7
|
3 (finished)
|
North Korea
|
4
|
3 (finished)
|
France
|
4
|
3 (finished)
|
All that remains is to go for the Gold…both in this
tournament and on your next outing JJ Never Settle, no
matter how many shots of Jäger you’ve had!!!
