Day 2: Recap
Record—
Spread: 1-4
Straight up: 2-0-3
Picking the winners is easy. Estimating their preparedness
is proving not to be. L L
Hot Girl Standings
Country
|
Tally
|
Games
Played
|
South Korea
|
8
|
1
|
USA
|
5
|
1
|
Argentina
|
4
|
1
|
Nigeria
|
2
|
1
|
South Africa
|
2
|
1
|
Greece
|
2
|
1
|
England
|
1
|
1
|
Uruguay
|
1
|
1
|
Mexico
|
1
|
1
|
France
|
0
|
1
|
Strong debut for one of the favorites (S. Korea). An
unexpectedly weak showing for one of our other favorites (Argentina). Nicely,
done Sam’s Army! I would have never expected to find you in second place! We
need to talk Nigeria: Your Muslim president is dead. Time to start inviting
more of your gorgeous women to the games. Goodluck needs get lucky!!
Some Advice for Robert Green:
1) Dunlop tires may be cheaper, but I’d go ahead with
quality Bridgestone to replace the ones slashed by infuriated England fans.
2) Fabio Capello is said to like a good Pinot. Buy him a
case for every tear recently shed by your countrymen. Buy me a case too.
3) Don’t let the American taunts get to you. Chances are
they will lose interest in a few days and resume harvesting pumpkins in
Farmville.
Stream of Consciousness---
Diego Maradona + creepy beard + designer suit + rosary beads
= child molester. Did not
need to see that this morning. Nicely done Koreans! Despite
the odds, many of us just felt
the Greeks would somehow fail to live up to the projections.
To all the Americans that I had to inform there was actually a game today: WHAT
IS YOUR DAMN PROBLEM??? THIS IS WHY IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO ROOT FOR THE STATES!!!
