Day 20
Record—
Spread: 22-33
Straight up: 32-11-12
The Kaka Jesus Cleats did not work. The Yankees won the
World Series. Kurt Warner’s prayers went unanswered. Brad Lidge’s faith in God
betrayed him. The Catholic Vigils of the Italians produced no results. The
country rolled over like a Priest in a grave that’s being drilled into. Tim
Tebow wasn’t drafted high. All of these horribly unjust football refereeing
decisions! The list goes on and
on. Yes, the evidence is becoming more convincing all the time. Jesus has
stopped caring about sports. Wonder what’s wrong with him? I mean, what else is
there for a deified religious figure to do these days? Hunger? Poverty?
Disease? Fuck no!
The fellowship of Christian Athletes have games they must
win! There are “activist liberal judges” that must be struck down with heart
attacks. Twenty six percent of Americans are waiting on the apocalypse! Oh
well. Sad that Jesus obviously won’t be won’t be intervening in the
Germany-Argentina match tomorrow…….or is it….hehehehehe evil snicker. Maybe the Germans have a chance after all..
And, as expected, the most important reason God does not
exist is Asamoah Gyan’s penalty miss. Africa’s faith hung in the balance. You
hit the bar?!?! Gentlemen and Ladie…….okay Gentlemen. We have born witness to
the “Clank heard round the World”. Damn it all to hell!! Oh well. At least we
did not bear witness to a game as boring as Charlie Rose on Rush Limbaugh’s
drugs. What a striking start to the quarterfinals!
Hot Girl Standings
Country
|
Tally
|
Games Played
|
Netherlands
|
60
|
5
|
Brazil
|
57
|
5 (finished)
|
Japan
|
54
|
4 (finished)
|
Spain
|
50
|
4
|
South Korea
|
49
|
4 (finished)
|
United States
|
45
|
4 (finished)
|
Argentina
|
41
|
4
|
New Zealand
|
37
|
3 (finished)
|
Cameroon
|
35
|
3 (finished)
|
Paraguay
|
33
|
4
|
Ghana
|
33
|
5 (finished)
|
Germany
|
32
|
4
|
Portugal
|
32
|
4 (finished)
|
Italy
|
32
|
3 (finished)
|
South Africa
|
27
|
3 (finished)
|
Cote d’Ivoire
|
26
|
3 (finished)
|
Mexico
|
26
|
4 (finished)
|
Australia
|
24
|
3 (finished)
|
Chile
|
24
|
4 (finished))
|
Greece
|
22
|
3 (finished)
|
England
|
21
|
4 (finished)
|
Denmark
|
20
|
3 (finished)
|
Uruguay
|
18
|
5
|
Honduras
|
16
|
3 (finished)
|
Slovakia
|
14
|
4 (finished)
|
Nigeria
|
12
|
3 (finished)
|
Serbia
|
11
|
3 (finished)
|
Switzerland
|
10
|
3 (finished)
|
Algeria
|
7
|
3 (finished)
|
Slovenia
|
7
|
3 (finished)
|
North Korea
|
4
|
3 (finished)
|
France
|
4
|
3 (finished)
|
Uruguay has no chance. No chance period. A country of four
million cannot compete with the big boys. A fitting finish for Ghana, which had
been under-achieving for far too long! Yes, everyone, the dreaded Dutch are in
the lead. Logic dictates that they will also make it to the quarterfinals. We
may very well be crowning Holland as the Chicas champion!!! LL
As your impartial enumerator, I must report that I will be forced to do so
unless either the Spanish, Argentines, or Germans step up!!! What? One of those
teams will be eliminated tomorrow??? Oh, we are in deeper shit than a Louisiana
Pelican!!!
